They reopened the crown of the statue of liberty.

One of her first visitors was Sarah Palin who claimed from there she could see the remnants of her political career

and

France.

Im not surprised that Arod was with Madonna.

 They both have a lot of hits and no world series rings.

I love girlscout cookies.

but I cant figure out how to buy them from 500 Feet.

Whats the difference between nursing homes and prisons?

People Visit Prisons.

Sarah Palin is running for President in 2012.

But she has a retarded baby.

If she wins, shes the President.

Her husband is the first dude.

and the retarded baby...

First Downs.

The woman who invented the slinky died recently at 90 years old.

 She fell down the stairs.

 Actually she only fell down two stairs and then she stopped.

Fred Travelena died Sunday, he was known as the man of a 1000 faces.  He was met at the Pearly Gates by Michael Jackson, who called him a hack.

Chastity Bono has decided to swap out her vagina for a penis.

 Sonny Bono would be spinning over in his grave...

 but the skis wont let him.

Billy Mays died today...

 Ironically his last product was engrave it.

 Celebrities normally die in 3s, but Billy Mays threw his in for free.

God took care of the free shipping and handling.

Billys last words..."But wait theres more!"