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Ray Ellin was thrown out of nursery school for biting the other kids. He is also a comic, television host, actor, writer and filmmaker.

After performing at his 6th grade graduation, Ray knew what he wanted to do with his life: comedy. By age fifteen, he began hitting the open mics at comedy clubs in Boston.

By 18, he was a fixture on the [more]

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LEONARD NIMOY and OKSANA BAIUL on the next LateNet By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Jul 7, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From LateNet Guest Oksana Baiul 2 Videos  4 Jokes

Check out our next show on July 23rd with Leonard Nimoy & Oksana Baiul. For tickets Click here Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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This Plane Is So Big... By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Apr 23, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Bar 694 Jokes  20 Videos

Airbus Industries delivered its first A380 double-decker aircraft to launch customer Singapore Airlines. The aircraft is so massive, not only does it have a bar on board, it has a deserted back alley to throw drunks into. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Iguana Savior? By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Apr 18, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Los Angeles 196 Jokes  8 Videos

A strange story out of Los Angeles... 33-year-old Jereme James was charged with attempting to smuggle endangered iguanas into the United States, hiding them in his prosthetic leg. In an even more bizarre twist, James was smuggling cocaine inside the iguanas. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Yankees Dig Up Sox By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Apr 16, 2008 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York Yankees 272 Jokes

The Yankees dug up a Red Sox jersey that a construction worker had buried at the site of the new Yankee Stadium, in an attempt to "curse" the Yankees’ new ballpark. Using jackhammers to break through about two and a half feet of concrete, construction workers pulled out a dusty and torn David Ortiz jersey... draped around the body of Jimmy Hoffa. They then filled the hole with Jose Canseco. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Vatican Says "Homo is a No-No" By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Apr 16, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

The Vatican suspended a gay cleric who confessed his homosexuality on television, even though his face and voice were made unrecognizable. Apparently, this priest was suspended once before - in a cage above the dance floor at “Sweet Cheeks” in San Francisco. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Apr 15, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

Professional retard and socialite Paris Hilton is reportedly trying to have a baby. In other news, Paris Hilton's uterus filed its resignation. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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The Tom Cruise By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Jun 11, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Tom Cruise 80 Jokes  9 Videos

Reports say Tom Cruise is looking to get fit by having intense Pilates sessions. Pilates is the name of his young, supple, Greek Houseboy. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Grand Money Maker By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Mar 21, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

HUALAPAI INDIAN RESERVATION, Ariz. - Yesterday marked the opening ceremony for the Grand Canyon Skywalk, an observation deck that extends 70 feet beyond the Grand Canyon's rim and allows visitors to look through a glass floor into the 4,000-foot chasm below, a vantage point more than twice as high as the world's tallest buildings. The Skywalk has sparked debate on and off the reservation. Many Hualapai Indians worry about disturbing nearby burial sites, and environmentalists have blamed the tribe for transforming the majestic canyon into a tourist trap. But with a third of the tribe's 2,200 members living in poverty, the tribal government decided it needs the tourism dollars. Another way of getting out of poverty? MOVING OUT OF THE GIANT HOLE YOU LIVE IN. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Katie Holmes Out Of Gotham By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Mar 9, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Katie Holmes 28 Jokes

Maggie Gyllenhaal is in final talks to star opposite Christian Bale in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight," the next installment in the revitalized Batman franchise. She'll play the role of Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes in "Batman Begins." Holmes dropped out of theproject earlier in the year. It is speculated that Holmes was persuaded not to do the film by husband Tom Cruise. Cruise is upset that Batman is not a Scientologist - he is a Reform Jew. Also, it is widely known that Batman takes Prozac, and drives around in a Batmobile, not a spaceship. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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ann coulter vs john edwards By: Ray Ellin (C) Submitted: Mar 5, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic John Edwards 45 Jokes

Pundit/skank Ann Coulter referred to Presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot" during her appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference. Based on this photo, perhaps Mister Coulter is projecting something? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (7)  |  Rate it: