A Vietnamese man who strapped more than a dozen birds to his leg and attempted to sneak them through LAX in March was charged on Tuesday with smuggling... If I were stuffing birds down my pants, I'd steer clear of Woodpeckers... but I'd enjoy the company of a Swallow or two...

The 30th anniversary of the disappearance of Etan Patz is May 25th. This was a huge story in 1979 because it kickstarted the missing child movement and milk carton campaign of the 80's and 90's...Ya know, I read somewhere the chances of finding a missing kid pictured on the side of a milk carton were 1-2%...but after 30 years the odds are skim to none...Etan's been spoiled for some time now..

A Springfield, OH man got 90 days in jail for shooting his wife during sex.. The victim gave a statement in court prior to her hubby being sentenced; "I was surprised seeing my husband firing live ammunition at me during intercourse...normally all he shoots is blanks"..

The world's oldest canine is a 21 year old dachshund from N.Y. named Chanel..The dog's owner says she is not the first dog they've owned with that name..In fact, she's known to locals as Chanel No.5... and she smells terrific..

Chanel, the world's oldest canine, turned 21 on May 8th.. To celebrate this milestone, the family took the dachshund out for a night on the town..The following morning Chanel learned the real meaning of the phrase "Hair of the Dog"....

Rock band KISS is asking their fans to choose which cities they'll play on tour through an on-line contest.. Early results show fans opting for Bumpass,VA; French Lick,IN; Humptulips,WA; Intercourse,PA  before ending the tour in Climax,MI...

Connie Culp became the first woman in the US to get a face transplant. Do you think she gets sick of tellin' people "No...My favorite movie is not Face Off !!"..

A Michigan man accidentally killed his wife with a chain saw Sunday afternoon while helping trim trees.. After seeing his wife motionless, hearing her pronounced dead, and sent off to the morgue,  he commented.. "She had always been a busy, non-stop, go-getter... I've never seen her so Stihl"...

A 6 year old Chicago boy died Sat. nite after an overhead garage door fell on his back.. Authorities suspect foul play and are questioning the boy's step-dad... His name...Wayne Dalton.

What's the difference between Sally Field and Matthew Broderick...On the silver screen, one of them played a Gidget while the other played a Gadget...