Been watching Wimbledon lately and it reminded me of this.. If you happen to date a female tennis player, this remark will kill the mood in the bedroom... "Your grunting is distracting me sweetie."...

If the Norse God Thor were to call-in to a sports talk radio show, I think the first thing he would say would be something like this..."Umm...Yea... The last caller kinda stole my thunder"...

What the hell is going on with the GOP? A US Senator and a Governor have admitted to cheating on their wives? Whatever happened to the good-ole-days of Rep. Mark Foley and Sen. Larry Craig?

Now these a-hole Republicans have gone back to having sex....... WITH WOMEN!!!
Thanks for effin' up our punchlines!!

What's the difference between Bethpage Golf Course and European women??
One of them has public access while the other has pubic excess....

This years' U.S. Open is being played at Bethpage Golf Course. Ya know I once dated a girl named Beth Page.... I never seen her golf but I did see her box...  

Former NFL QB and #2 draft pick Ryan Leaf will apparently surrender to Texas authorities on drug and burglary charges sometime this week... This will mark the second time in Ryan's life that he'll be involved in a bust...

I hear there's a company that brings video game systems to your house and sets 'em up for you; but they only handle Nintendo products..  They call themselves "Wii Deliver"..

Did you hear about the lawyer who got disbarred because it turned out he was a cannibal?  He was finally locked up after an undercover operation nabbed him while trying to "grill the witnesses"...

I heard Martha Stewart was a special guest on Rachel Ray's Food Network show. They became instant friends while cooking over the stove. It's rumored they were getting along so well that the two of them were caught making out on the set during commercial breaks. Now that's what I call some hot "Grill on Grill" action! I guess Martha got a taste of Rachel's "30 Minute Meal"...

Do ya think after Tiger Woods said "I do" at his wedding, some D-bag at the back of the church yelled out..."Get In The Hole"!!!  That would be inappropriate... It would make more sense during the honeymoon...