On Sunday, a pilot attempting an aerial maneuver at an air show in Grossostheim, Germany clipped a car with his plane's landing gear then flipped onto his roof .. Luckily there were no major injuries and an eyewitness had this account. "I thought it was a WWII reenactment of the Blitzkrieg that nearly turned into a Kamikaze mission"..

A female teacher was arrested over the weekend after having sex with a student in the parking lot of an electronics store... The 46 year old instructor thought the teenager needed help fixing his blue ball problem instead of his bluetooth problem...

Three more runners were gored over the weekend in Pamplona, Spain....The last time I heard of such a massacre at a bull run was when Stonewall Jackson was bitch slappin' the Union Army...

A wedding crasher in Niagara Falls, NY was arrested after hitting on female guests, fighting two men, and knocking out one of them during the reception. The man was charged with harassment and assault... This is sad..  I thought Owen Wilson was starting to get his act together...

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Moll Flanders...One of 'em loves heroin while the other IS a heroine..

Did you see the new viewing platform jutting out from the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago? It consists of a transparent ceiling, walls, and of course the floor which gives patrons a clear view 1353 ft. straight down... Rumor is, the first visitor to step out onto the glass platform and look down did an homage to Danny Thomas.. if ya know what I mean..

The Michael Jackson memorial was held at the Staples Center in L.A. They should have renamed the place the Coca Cola Center because Coke is also regarded as the "King of Pop"..

Went to get some batteries the other day and asked a clerk whether to choose rechargeables over alkalines? He told me I'd save money in the long run with rechargeables but the upfront cost is higher than alkalines... I responded, "Even a battery purchase has positives and negatives."

Got an idea for a new HBO program.. A 1/2 hour horror show that centers around South Central L.A. gang life.
Tentative title..."Tales From The Crips".. 

Been watching Wimbledon lately and it reminded me of this.. If you happen to date a female tennis player, this remark will kill the mood in the bedroom... "Your grunting is distracting me sweetie."...