LeBron James has revealed that he experimented with marijuana.. Reporters began to suspect the NBA star was high during his press conference when he stated his dope smokin' started in college..

What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and amino acids... One is a pro team while the other is a protein; but even I can't tell 'em apart....

I'm nearly finished with a screenplay of a made-for-tv movie about the life of Billy Mays. The studio will green light the film provided it airs at 3am and is titled "Paid Programming"; but I'm afraid viewers will surf past their on-screen guides... mistaking it for paid programming!

I heard Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a sequel to their 1997 Oscar winning screenplay.. The plot is similar to the original. This installment centers around the janitor at a thrift store with a genius I.Q. Proposed title... "Goodwill Hunting II"..

A man who was believed to be sniffing gasoline burst into flames after police tasered him while attempting an arrest. Authorities suspect the sniffer coaxed the cops to tase him cause he wanted to recreate Michael Jackson's 1984 Pepsi ad.... Mission Accomplished!!

A janitor and his boss were suspended without pay after a raid at the state Capitol Building unearthed a secret "man cave" used for smoking pot and selling drugs.. Eliot Spitzer commented, "I had one of those at the Governor's Mansion that I used for home games with my skanks.."

A man camping at Shoshone National Forest used his chainsaw to fend off an attack by a starving mountain lion.. A park ranger showed empathy for the animal with this remark. "If I were tryin' to sleep away MY hunger pains and some dick was cuttin' wood for his hog roast outside my den at 7:30 in the morning.. I'd be pissed too."

17 year old Zac Sunderland became the youngest person to sail solo around the world. He embarked on his quest June 14,2008 and arrived back home in Marina del Rey,CA 13 months later. When asked what inspired him for such an undertaking;.  Zac stated, "I had some free time dude, ya know.. Why not spend  a year away from friends and loved ones, circling the globe, alone, in a boat, around hostile ports, that sell kids like me into sex slavery? Ya know, perfectly normal teenage stuff,  Dude"...

Driver Jeremy Mayfield reportedly tested positive a second time for methamphetamine.. If this is true, his NASCAR career is over.. On the bright side, Hollywood is calling and wants him to co-star in a sequel to "Speed Racer"..

Pizza Hut has become one of the first companies to hire college students to do nothing but run their twitter service.. People are referring to this as a "twintern"... When I hear the term twintern, I picture an alternating three-way with Mary-Kate and Ashley...