The University of Notre Dame is suing a former catering worker over a $29,000 tip given to her by the school... In an unrelated matter, the university also filed suit against Charlie Weis for masquerading as the coach of a major college football program..

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been fined $100K by the NFL for violating a gag order when he commented on the Collective Bargaining Agreement... Apparently, Mr. Jones honed his media speaking skills at the Mark Cuban Institute for Ineffective Public Relations..

A friend of mine picked up the Beatles Rock Band this week... Having played Guitar Hero for awhile, I opted to give drumming a try... Wow, my performance was so terrible, the band kicked me out after the Hamburg gigs.. Now everyone is calling me the Pete Best of the gaming world..

LA fashion designer Anand Jon Alexander, who had been featured on "America's Next Top Model", was sentenced to 59 years-life in prison for forcibly raping over a dozen girls.... Ironically, Alexander's fall collection showcases a black and white, cotton, pinstripe ensemble with a flap in the rear... So big, burly convicts have easy access to his tender, virgin ass..

In the world of sports betting.. if Michael Vick starts a game this season.. Las Vegas oddsmakers will automatically consider the Philadelphia Eagles dogs.. not favorites....go figure..

A bear that got stuck in a Colorado skate park freed itself from the half-pipe after workers lowered down a ladder....Tony Hawk saw the video and said, "That 360 spin with a backside nose grind off his hind paws was sick!! I didn't know a bear could pull off such a gnarly 180 frontside grab"..

The skinniest house in NYC is on the market for $2.7 million. The 9.5 foot wide red brick building in Greenwich Village is billed as the 'narrowest' home in the city.. Several celebrities have expressed an interest in this slender property... except Kirstie Alley....she knows better!

Did you hear about the lady auctioning off the crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe? There's a rumor that a U.S. Senator from Massachusetts has already purchased it.. If this is true, he'll become the second Kennedy to end up on top of Marilyn...in case anyone's keeping track...

A woman has accused magician David Copperfield of sexually assaulting her on his private island nearly two years ago.. She claims the master illusionist dropped his pants in front of her and performed his own perverted brand of magic called the "slide of hand"..
 

What does Rick Pitino and NASA have in common? They both had to deal with aborted missions at some point in their past...