Companies are lining up to have the Colorado "Balloon Boy" family endorse their products.. A couple of them are Blimpie Subs and Jiffy Pop.

Rumors are circulating that newly minted Nobel Laureate Barrack Obama will now be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.. Although the President has never played pro ball in his life, he did wear a White Sox jacket while throwing out the first pitch at the All-Star Game..  Sportscaster Bob Costas snickered, "That should count towards enshrinement?"

Rio de Janeiro beat out the Windy City for the 2016 Games.. The IOC eliminated Chicago because they feared a cow might knock over the Olympic Torch and burn down the city before the opening ceremonies begin...

Legendary drug-abusing rocker Ozzy Osbourne claims he passed the test and will receive his first ever driver's license!! While he's at it, the Oz-Man should also get his pilot's certificate... then he truly could be "Flying High Again"..

"The Pianist" is an Oscar winning movie by director Roman Polanski and NOT the organ he used on a 13 year old girl in 1977..

Last week I started to watch a show called 2012 Mayan Calendar... Disappointed to learn it involved the end of the world... Thought it had to do with attractive Central American girls auditioning for a future Maxim magazine spread...

Someone duct-taped a cat from head to tail and left it in a Philadelphia park... Don't worry, the kitty is going to be fine.. As a sidenote: It would've raised eyebrows had the perpetrator done the same thing to a Mallard....

Police in Concord,CA arrested Tom Huey for stalking his ex-girlfriend after he repeatedly buzzed her house with his airplane... Funny.. with a name like Huey, it would've been cooler if he used a helicopter....:)

Bikini-clad baristas in Everett,WA were charged with prostitution after complaints that they charged extra for breast and buttock fondling while serving up espresso to customers..I heard rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot is a regular... Do you know what he says when he drives up...."Baby Got Black?"

Authorities recently confiscated marijuana plants that were growing from the lamp post baskets on High Street, in downtown Millville, NJ.. Police have been receiving anonymous tips and suspect more drug activity taking place on Acid Trip Blvd., Needle Mark Lane, and Crystal Meth Court. Good work, Lou...