It's NCAA tournament time again and Lowes is having a spring sales promotion on landscaping. The name of this event...why "Mulch Madness" of course!

Cast and crew members of the Sci-Fi channel show "Battlestar Galactica" met with delegates of the U.N. Tuesday to discuss global terrorism, armed conflicts, and human rights issues.

It got ugly when star "Edward James Olmos" began channeling Nikita Kruschev by taking off his shoe and pummeling the head of a Cylon.

In an unrelated matter, original series star Dirk Benedict said he's opening his own coffee shop....Could someone tell him "Starbucks" is already taken?

Rumors circulate that hip-hop mogul Jay-Z has acquired a controlling interest in specialty retailer "Bed, Bath, & Beyond"...

Along with a complete overhaul of its product line, he also decided to rename it "Bling, Bitches, and Beyonce"...

Actress and TMZ cover girl "Lindsay Lohan's" alleged probation violation arrest warrant this past weekend stemming from her 2007 DUI has been dropped...

She must however pay $20 restitution in person to L.A. County Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel for the 2 hours she and her husband wasted in 2007 after sitting through "Georgia Rule"...

I heard rapper "50 Cent" is heading out on tour soon.....

No truth to the rumor he's keeping with the theme and bringing along up-and-coming hip-hop artist's  "State Quartazz",  "Miss Susan B. Anthony with the Silva Certificates", or "Sacagawea Dolla featuring  Lil' Wheat Penny"....

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Jesus?

At least Jesus could put together a cabinet.

Disgraced Wall Street investment banker Bernie Madoff has inked a deal with director Steven Spielberg for an upcoming tell-all movie exposing all the people Madoff has ripped off.

The film's tentative title...."Swindler's List"

What's the difference between Levi Strauss jeans and Bristol Palin's ex-beau Levi Johnston.

 Levi Strauss jeans get broken in.....Levi Johnston gets broken up!