A spokesman for the cola giant announced Dr. Pepper's new "He's a nigga', she's a nigga' you're a nigga', I'm a nigga', wouldn't you like to be a nigga' too?!" commercial ad spot. This will follow a Brittany Spears ad but not for Pepsi, It's a "MASBFC-Mother's against seat belts for children" group that saw Brittany with her own child driving and asked her to be their new spokeswoman...She accepted.

     As you can imagine, the Michael Richards ad is getting mixed reviews. But, surprisingly, not from the black community. Eminem announced a new Christmas album featuring songs inspired by Richards like: "Where's My Hubcaps?", "I Got No Teef" and "I Funna Make Me A Sammich". Although we don't see the connection. We still think he's just some crazy white motherfucker.

     Eminem's manager commented Thursday about the release of the new project on the 26th of December(the day *after* Christmas) saying: "When people take they broke ass back to da' sto, to get they money back for they broke ass shit they didn't want, they can pick up a copy wif all da' money they got in they pocket now".

     Ebert & Roeper gave it one "thumbs up" calling it 'fresh' and 'witty', as well as 'un-imaginative' and 'abhorrent'.

     You can read all about it in my new book called: "Women are nice, but most are evil". It will be out this fall.