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Julia Gorin is editor of the newly released book Clintonisms: The Amusing, Confusing and Suspect Musing of Billary. She is also the third-most recognizable name in politically conservative stand-up comedy. In addition to being profiled in the 2005 book South Park Conservatives, Julia's jokes were featured in the definitely non-conservative Penthouse magazine. Her jokes are among the "1,500 Best Jokes Ever Told" in Penguin Group's Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes. When she isn't writing jokes or taking [more]

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Quid pro Quo, Anyone?

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Feb 1, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

The Israelis withdrew completely from the Gaza Strip in 2005, and in return they got 8,000 rockets launched into Israel proper. What ever happened to Mi Gaza es su Gaza?


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Spanish Region Calls off Holocaust Remembrance Day

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2009
Category: Political  

The Catalunya government has called off the ceremony marking the International Holocaust Remembrance Day...citing the Israeli offensive in Gaza as the reason.

In other words: How can we celebrate Dead Jew Day while Jews are refusing to drop dead? What's gotten into them, anyway? They were so much more cooperative last century.


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Jihadists Threaten to Behead Madonna

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 28, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Madonna

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Jihadists Want to Behead Madonna: "Madonna has urgently beefed up her family’s security after being targeted by Muslim fanatics...On the notorious Islambase site, a Palestinian terror leader says: 'If I meet these whores I will have the honor to be the first one to cut the head off Madonna if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.'"

Does this mean Madonna is going to come out with even more anti-Catholic concerts?


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The Jews is in Aisle 12

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2009
Category: Political  

It has come out that the sign in this much-circulated photo from one of the many recent Destroy-Israel rallies wasn’t a spelling error, but an effort to call for genocide without being accused of hate speech:

So if that's the new game, then to hell with it:

Death to all Scarabs!

And here's the same guy holding a caricature drawing that looks exactly like himself:


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Warning: Virus Attached to "Obama" Email

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2009
Category: Political  
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I got the following alert, confirmed by both the Snopes and Urban Legends debunking sites:


URGENT!!! THERE IS AN EMAIL WITH SUBJECT LINE OBAMA ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FLOATING AROUND WITH A TROJAN HORSE ATTACHMENT.  DO NOT OPEN FOR ANY REASON!!! DELETE IMMEDIATELY.  THE TROJAN STEALS ALL PASSWORDS AND USER IDS!!!

 

Obama coming with a "Trojan Horse" attachment? I'll say! Just think what might pop out of this guy after Inauguration: A commie? A Muslim? A white guy? Hillary? Bill?


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Bill Clinton's Donor List Exposes Conflicts of Interest

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton

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Compelled by the Obama transition team to make public the donors to his charities, Bill Clinton recently revealed that for a husband of a senator and secretary of state, he is essentially a walking conflict of interest and influence peddler. But it gets worse, as Dick Morris reports: "The two largest contributors...were the Children's Investment Fund Foundation...and UNITAID, an international alliance formed two years ago to fight HIV/AIDS."

Indeed, that's a conflict of interest if ever there was one: he's fighting HIV/AIDS with one limb while spreading it with the other. 


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Call of the Wild

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 16, 2009
Category: Weird  

First, listen to the opening chant in this video:

Now, compare audio:

 


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Jimmy Carter's Legacy Falling Apart

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2009
Category: Political  
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Jimmy Carter

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This  Feb. 1, 2008, file photo shows former President Jimmy ...

Two recent headlines:

Hezbollah Snubs Jimmy Carter -- Former President Jimmy Carter will not meet with Hezbollah during his current visit to Lebanon – not because he changed his mind about sitting down with a terrorist group linked to deadly attacks against Americans, but because Hezbollah refused to meet with him...

Charity Homes Built by Jimmy Carter Start to Crumble...[via] cockroaches, mildew and mysterious skin rashes...[P]art of the estate had been built on a rubbish dump. One man pulled up his floorboards to find rubbish 5ft deep under his kitchen. Other complaints include cracking walls and rotting door frames that let in rats and ants.

So his poor people's houses are falling apart, and his terrorists are dissing him. What has Jimmy Carter lived for, then? To atone, he should build himself a house in Gaza.


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Kathy Griffin Scandalizes CNN

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 7, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Kathy Griffin

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While hosting New Year's Eve in Times Square with Anderson Cooper, comedian Kathy Griffin went on a vulgar tirade, saying to some hecklers, "Screw you. Why don't you get a job, buddy? You know what? I don't go to your job and knock the dick out of your mouth."

The network is considering not having Griffin back. Not because of the vulgarity, but the lack of originality.


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Scientists: Rain Stopped when Jews left Mideast

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Jan 4, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Religion

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According to this report, Rabbi and author Menachem Kohen’s interpretation of Bible prophecy — that the Middle East region suffered an unprecedented, severe and inexplicable drought from the first century until the 20th (the years of the forced dispersion of the Jews by Romans) — has recently been confirmed by scientists. An analysis of rings by the University of Wisconsin on stalagmite from a Jerusalem cave reveals the climate of the region got drier shortly after A.D. 70., with steep drops in rainfall around 100 A.D. and A.D. 400.

In other words, the rain stopped when the Jews left the Middle East. More recently, Jews settled the Las Vegas desert, and it hasn’t stopped raining since.

And when this Jew stayed in Las Vegas last month, it snowed.


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