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Kirk
"Been Smoking Bluegrass And I'm All Folked Up"
Louisville, KY
      
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As you can imagine, with 17 children and an 18th on the way, Mothers Day is the biggest Holiday of the year in the Jim Bob and Michele Duggar family of Little Rock, Arkansa. And this year’s is going to be bigger than ever. Since the discovery ONLY DAYS AGO that Michelle Duggan’s vigina had actually become the Holland Tunnel the family has been in a whirlwind of activity.
“Anyone with any knowledge of the human anatomy would know that you could drive a Mack Truck through there by now.” said Jim Bob Duggar the proud father. He was right because many did. DeBeers Diamond Mining Company, The Alaska Pipeline Corporation of Alaska and a privately funded particle accelerator in Texas were just a few of the interested parties the Duggars had contractual talks with. But in the end it was the Port Authority of New York that won the cavity. “Yes, when we heard of the phenomenal birth volume of this woman we saw a mutual opportunity to reduce maintence expences to New Yorkers and provide the Dugans a little income." Said Captain Barko Lounger. When ask about this maintenance issue Jim Bob responded, “ I have that under hand. I do have to fuck her in the ass just to get any kind of nut, but we can get it in at the last second a few times a year. We are planning to take the family to the city this summer and with the money we will save if the proposed new per passenger toll goes through,,,well,,,we will have beat the game right there. It’s worth the sacrifice.”
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