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Scot Marinick
Scot Marinick
"I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you. (3rd grade quote. Still applicable.)"

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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]

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Windshield To Help Older Drivers

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 20, 2008
Category: News  
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Dirty Mouth

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Windshield will help older drivers that are beyond repair and have no right to be in a car, by voice activiating their names to them after they run over people and police pull them over and ask them their names. ALso, there will be a denture holder for their false teeth, embedded in the windshield. AS well as a vacuum tube hose that will connect to Grandpa's penis so he can urinate while driving, and clean the windshield at the same time. They can also talk to the windshield and get real answers to real questions. Where is my house? What are the names of my children? Am I driving? Where am I? How old am I? Am I senile? Did I hit anyone today?

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Mystery foot Was Depressed Man's, Police Say

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 20, 2008
Category: News  
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Mystery foot Was Depressed Man's, Police SayOne of five feet that have mysteriously washed up on the shores of British Columbia over the past year has been linked to a depressed man who disappeared a year ago, police said Saturday.
Police speculate the other four feet also came from depressed men. I would be depressed too, if my foot was hacked off.

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Rapper Has Defiant Words

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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"I want to be a policeman when I grow up."

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Mafia Feels Heat From Feds, Crime Rivals

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: News  
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Ahh, excuse me, but I think this has been going on since the 1800's in the USA. I think they are used to the heat by now.

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Court Urges U.S. to Halt Mexicans' Executions

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: News  
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Mexico

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US Officials are holed up at "The Alamo" and considering the issue. More to folllow.

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NAACP Gives McCain Polite But Tepid welcome

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Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: News  
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They did this by having all the male members of the NAACP unzip their zippers on their pants before shaking, hands with McCain. McCain in return unzipped his also. NAACP members considered lowering their pants to their socks before shaking hands, but a group decision decided that would be more then "Tepid."

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Zimbabwe Farmers Seek Justice

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: News  

Well, let me tell you a little secret. They ain't going to find it over there.

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FAA Rule Aims To Stop Fuel Tank Explosions

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2008
Category: News  

Wow! What a great idea!

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Another U.N. Peacekeeper Slain in Darfur

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 16, 2008
Category: News  

Seems he was unqualified for the job, don't you think?

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Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Enters Rehab

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Jul 16, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Did he ever leave a Rehab?

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