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Scot Marinick
Scot Marinick
"I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you. (3rd grade quote. Still applicable.)"

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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]

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Cash Spills Over Highway, Free-For-All Begins

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Never heard that one before....

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1948 Olympians Head To Beijing

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

His body will follow shortly after.

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Bunch Of Grapes Sells For $900 in Japan

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

A bunch of nuts, buy them at 900 USD.

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Pakistan: Musharraf Faces Impeachment Fight

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Pakistan

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Pakistan: Musharraf Faces Impeachment FightMusharraf would have preferrred a Mustard or Ketchup Fight, but Peaches are more plentiful in Pakistan.

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Obama Faces Uphill Polling Battle

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: Political  
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Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

Obama Faces Uphill Polling BattleAfter hearing the news, Obama was last seen rolling Coke bottles down a hill with his potencial Presidencial Staff saying "This is More Fun!"

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Warship to keep Aid From Pirates Off Somalia

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Somali Pirates

46 Jokes

The British warship "Merry Old England" will be lodging cannonballs at Blackbeards Pirate Ship. Stay tuned for updates.

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Raping Of Twelve Year Old Girl In Afghanistan

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Afghanistan

58 Jokes

This is just an example among thousands of other cases in Afghanistan. The girls father Nurallah also pleads for justice. "I have one question for Mr. Karzai: If this was your little girl, what would you do?"
President Karzai, said I have no idea. I rape little boys.

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HIV Couple Attempt To Bear Children

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: News  

Some people just do not know when to say enough is enough.

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U.S. Puts Violent Iraqi Prisoners In Crates

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Iraq

411 Jokes  3 Videos

The non violent ones we put in Oil Barrells.

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Man Charged With Obama Death Threat

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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Obama or Osama?

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