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Scot Marinick
Scot Marinick
"I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you. (3rd grade quote. Still applicable.)"

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Did Stand-up in Afghanistan, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Gulf 1 and 2, thoughout Former Russia republics, South America, Asia, Middle East and a some more. I killed the audience, and if they did not laugh I killed them anyway. I still smile, except for the little dribble of spittle that comes out on left lower lip and an occasional dog bark, I am pretty well adjusted. Please read my brothers Book "Boyo's." I may be patriotic, but he is the real deal. Where rules are broken and no government sponsorship. It [more]

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8 Dogs Die In Hot Truck During Lunch Break

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Sep 3, 2008
Category: News  
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Animal

1055 Jokes  34 Videos

Yes, it seems the dogs were taking a break from working all day in the hot sun, paving roads in Arkansas, ( Dog labor is less expensive than Mexicans), and one dog said to the other dog, lets have hot dogs for lunch, and all 8 dogs agreed.  They then all laid down in their truck and turned into hot dogs. 


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8 dogs Die In Hot Truck During Lunch Break

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Sep 3, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Animal

1055 Jokes  34 Videos

Hot Dogs.


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McCain Taps Alaska Gov. Palin As Vice President Pick

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 29, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

John McCain

238 Jokes  12 Videos

McCain Taps Alaska Gov. Palin As Vice President Pick

I think it means "Bangs Gov. Palin", they talk different in Alaska. Anyway, sounds like they will be drilling again in Alaska real soon.


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Census: Whites Minority By 2042

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2008
Category: News  

I'm in favor of affirmative action.

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Gunman Kills 4 At German Ice Cream Parlor

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

I bet they won't run out of Klondike bar's ever again.

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Navy Fires Head Of Airborne Nuclear Command

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

United States

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Navy fires head of Airborne Nuclear Command off the bows of the USS CONSTITUTION.

They thought of firing his whole body intact, but his head was a more logical choice because it is similiar to the size of a cannonball.

USS CONSTITUTION, the oldest warship afloat still in commission, promotes the United States Navy and America’s naval heritage through educational outreach, public access and historic demonstration, inport and underway.

The US Navy wanted to demonstrate the mighty power of "Old Ironsides", before the modern day Navy turned nuclear.

GO NAVY!

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U.S. Federal Reserve Auctions $25B in Loans

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Federal Reserve

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I bet part of my foreclosed house is in that dea! Yahoo! I love America!

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Russian President Calls Halt To War

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Russia

141 Jokes  2 Videos

He says he did not even know it was going on, I was drunk and my Prime Minister was at the Olympics when it started. That's it, no more Vodka for me.

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Cash-Strapped Europeans Skip Vacations

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: News  

Due to lack of money, they will vacation in Europe, instead.

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Bush To Russia: Reverse 'Unacceptable' Course

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Russia

141 Jokes  2 Videos

Now that's funny...

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