Before expelling US Ambassador, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez first must look at a map to find out where Venezuela is located. Mr. Chavez admitted he may be the President, but he does not have all the answers. Shown in picture is Mr. Chavez high on crack, listening to his IPOD, while diligently searching for "Where in the world is Venezuela."

Here is a Panda chatting it up on the Net.

First up the McCains... Stay tuned.

Also K-Word, N-Word, S-Word, H-Word, and all other words. Court will be conducted with deaf lawyers, blind jurors and a mute judge.

For entertainment, he will allow dancing midgets to soft toe tap dance to the tune of "Row Row Row your Boat, Gently Down a Stream, Merrily Merrily Merrily Life is But a Dream." While in unison making a wave slowly with upreached arms going left to right.

What was she thinking?  Warm milk bottle in microwave, feed milk bottle to baby.  She could have just done it backwards. No?

Obviously Obama!  Do I need to elaborate any deeper?

Bush will reduce troops by 8000.  He said after we lose 8000 more troops in battle, he will not replace them.

However, Freddie was blamed for pinching the Fannie.

Troops have defeated the Giants in a all out war using the latest in slingshot technology.

At least he is not putting them in the refridgerator.