U.S. Helping Afghan Farmers Give up Opium for Wheat.  Farmers have agreed that making 13 cents a week growing wheat is better then 3 million dollars a month. Ok.. Sure...

Have you ever wondered that President Karzai the current president of Afghanistan term is coming to an end shortly and he will be replaced. I just find it ironic that Karzai is coming out of office and his brother is the number one Opium Warlord in Afghanistan. Now they are pushing for a opium to wheat program. by the way when we invaded Afghanistan, Taliban had the Opium under control. There was none. Or you were dead. Why did we go to Afghanistan? Do think it was because of the Opium? Hmmm. Ah who gives a shit. Superbowl Sunday is the real deal.

Have you ever wondered how we are cutting troops in IRAQ and all of a sudden Afghanistan is blowing up out of control again, and it had been in control. All of a sudden Afghanistan is a dangerous place again. So we will replace all the troops that we withdraw from Iraq and send them to Afghanistan. Can you say duped. I'm sorry but I just can't understand how most American public can be so naive and think we are withdrawing or cutting back on wars and the money making war machine. It is like three card monty. Or the peanut shell trick. 

Obama the new savior. Ha.

State Senate ousts Illinois Governor after he allegedly tried to auction off Obama's former U.S. Senate seat on E-Bay. 

Gov. Rod Blagojevich in his defense said, we are having a recession going on now and I have a family to support, besides he (Obama) is not using it anymore. The ousted Governor asked if he could at least sell his seat, I'm not using it anymore, that’s for sure, he quirped to reporters.

 Picture on right is former Senator Obama's Senate Seat that Blagojevich was selling, starting bid on E-Bay $2300.00.  E-Bay spokesperson apologized and said they will look into auctioning methods more closely in the future, maybe.

Nigeria: Using Black Magic armed robbery suspect turned from a human into a goat. Police however still arrested the man, I mean goat. During an interview, the goat said the reason is simple. As prisoners we get to eat a lot of straw. If arrested as a human, well sometimes they feed you and sometimes they don't.

Picture on right shows man/goat waiting to be brought to jail sitting on the car he tried to car-nap by armed robbery using a machete. Police had to find a pair of Goat handcuffs first and ordered the goat to sit still and wait.

Steve Jobs announced publicly that the reason he has been losing weight lately, is because a disgruntled former employee stuck a 17-Inch MacBook Pro up his ARSE.

Doctors have been trying for the last two months to get it out even going to the extreme of using a forklift, a 250 foot high crane operator and swinging Jobs radically back and forth, and finally bungy jumping Jobs, but the the thing is stuck, and won't come out.

Picture to right shows Jobs Saying "Ouch." But, through this experience he has new ideas for future technology.

Did you ever wonder why a hot looking woman dressed to the max, leave the price tag sticker on the bottom of their shoes? They are STUPID. That's why. I can't count the number of women I have walked behind and seen a price sticker on their sole of shoe. Have you?

When a guy buys a pair of shoes, the first thing he does is remove all traces of newness. Removes Price tags, Bends them, Puts dirt on them, kicks them around and then finally wears them. Thats SMART! Right?

AIG Just conducted a study about the Jobless. If you wear a Brookes Brothers suit and shave you look like a rich bum. If you wear two different shoes, holes in your pants, and smell like shit. You appear as a shit bum.

AIG conducted this study which is part of the bailout plan agreement. 

Obama at the very least will bring much need racial healing to America. If that is the only thing he accomplishes, well, it is well worth it.

How many more years before America wakes up and elects "A little Person" or a "Big Fat Person."  "A Handicapped Person." or even a "Talking Parrot dressed in a suit."

America may not be perfect, but we are on our way.

In a rare act of unity female Obama supporters, to show their gratitude. Have purchased Gillete Razor blades and gone into their bathrooms exiting 20 minutes later. Chanting "No More Bush."  The Obama phenomenon has just begun. Also, just hot off the press is that Obama will address a major Muslim country in his first 100 days, to build unity.  And in his 2nd 100 days he will build a Mosque on the the front lawn of the White House.

Actor Alec Baldwin thanked God! And said. "I can return to the USA." He will be landing shorly in N.Y.C. from his place of residence for the last 8 years.  Malibu, California. 

His brother Stephen will be leaving the country shortly, because he said "If Obama Wins I'm leaving the USA." Fox News reports that he too will be staying somewhere in California. 

Former President Clinton looking much more relaxed these days and sporting a goatee, invited Obama to join him in getting wasted by smoking a big fat Joint.