Paris Hilton charged with IUD

Senator Hilary Clinton is all smiles after getting a new fresh blood supply of blood in Hell.  Seen in the Background is Dr. Kevorkian lead blood technician for Hell.  Kevorkian added, "hey, it's a living".

Hilary said she never felt better and can't wait to hit the trail for the presidential race.

John Mark Carr was enjoying a tour of the cockpit on flight from California to Colorado.  Just when this photo was taken a surface to air missile fired by Mr. Ramsey narrowly missed the plane.  Luckily no one was injured.  Mr. Ramsey later apologized and said he was sorry, he lost his head for a minute there, and stands by his earlier statement that he is reserving judgment on Mr. Carr until all the facts come out. 

The next child sex murderer being transported via airplane.  I can hear him now.  Yeah but how come the other guy got business class and I have coach.  That’s not fair....

Can you believe that?  They put this guy (Lee Harvey Oswald) look alike in business class and give him wine and cheese and Champaign.  What were these deputies thinking?  Probably the first time they were on a plane I imagine.  This is so cool.... hee hee, Free food and wine and champagne. giggle giggle 

 I mean it was not like a family vacation, they are transporting a prisoner. And they happen to have 50 reporters sitting all around them.  Sure Harvey you can have some Champaign.  Toast the camera.  Want a beer?  Toast the camera... 

These deputies for sure had their asses chewed out when they arrived back in Colorado. I mean they had too.

What kind of line has to be crossed before they tell the prisoner next to them that he can't have any?  The guy is only accused of murdering and killing a little kid.  It's only one of the biggest unsolved crimes of the century.  Duh!

So I'm watching CNN and now they arrive back in Colorado, and showing the jail where this guy is being kept.  The Colorado law enforcement is doing some heavy spin control.  And up on the screen pops the menu for the day for lunch.

Peanut butter sandwich

Cookies chocolate

Celery stick

Milk

Real Genius!!!  These guys in charge are too much.  No wonder it took 10 years to find this guy....

There were no rules written about transporting prisoners from Thailand to Colorado.  You can bet your ass there are plenty written now. 

It just takes one to screw it up for the next "accused" child murderer.  No more business class, unless you use your own personal frequent flyer miles.

30 years from now the terrorists who just got busted will be reminiscing about the past with each other in jail.

"You know in my day, we would plan to blow up airplanes and destroy people all over the place to wreak havoc and destruction and put fear into everyone.  Now you get these young punk jihads who sneak into the U.S. who are supposed to pretend they are college students so they can sneak out of school and do destruction, and instead of skipping out of the classroom and looking for buildings to blow up like they are supposed too, they just stay in the classroom and study and become doctors and lawyers.  What is this world coming too?"