Shown are two of Charles Mansons sons who have stayed out of spotlight for obvious reasons. They both predict their father will be released at next parole board hearing. Its time he is with us again and show us how to kill people too. Love you Dad! 

Joke has no responsibilty of Comedian and respectfully rebuke any demons from coming at me. Thanks God

DId you ever notice on-line dating services promise the most beautiful woman for the man. Sexy, Sensitive loving... Then you meet them and they are like a dog.I don't know about you. I just say I am ugly, fat, lazy, unemployed and bath weekly. Get a lot of chicks that way. I usually put a picture of 1000 pound man as my picture. I have a lot of fun.

I have no idea but I can tell you my last bowel movement, does that help? 

Authorities locate Secret documents in a.k.a.. "The Bunker" vault, that reveal President Nixon and Ed Sullivan were brothers separated at birth and President Nixon had a fling with Howdie Doodies sister (Peg Leg gapa Tooth Jane) and conceived Letterman at "The Bunker."  In those days they called The Bunker "Lucky Strike."

Thanks to USA bombing campain and US State Department program of free the Afghan. people, Afghain's do not have traffic problems. in facr they own just one vehicle for the whole land... I don;t know about you, but that looks like a hell of a lot more fun then stop and go traffic

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Rolling Stone Magazine News: Jury awards record company, record financial verdict, for records that would not have been sold anyway. Records all hit the Gold Level Mark after verdict said Clive Davis, famous record producer. The Music Industry is Happy they do not have to sell records any longer to make money, please download all you want said Mr. Davis. Moms Attorney, Kiwi Camara, said if you have piracy case against you, PLEASE do not call her, mom agreed with her Lawyer.

Criminal Mom In Picture. She said it is like the year of the pirates and said she never wanted to grow up and be a pirate, it just happened that way.

AP NEWS: 11-year-old boy graduates from L.A. community college with degree in Astrophysics. His brain measures the size of a watermelon. Teachers knew he was going places after he learned how to spell his name in the 8^th grade. Most graduates of LA school systems cannot spell their name even up to the12^th grade.  Asked what he wants to do when he grows up? "He said look you moron; It's pretty obvious I am taking over the world, and for asking such a stupid question I now will have to fly a jet plane into your head at 900 hundred miles an hour. Any other questions?"

Have you heard the one about a stupid American marrying a beautiful foreigner from lets say a third world country in Asia that sounds a lot like Philippines, and the beautiful foreigner steals kids and $200,000.00 and gets Visa and moves to California. It's hilarious. It will drive you insane. You should try it sometime if you want to go the funny distance. Not recommended for minors or unprofessionals. This could be very dangerous to your health and should only be undertaken by professional madmen. To all the good Filipinos out there and there are many may you always be blessed.

Note: Anyone who wants to set their friends (haha) up with the one mentioned above, I'll gladly do it. She is beautiful, has a smile that will kill you and actually does.

P.S. Next time I will marry a squirrel, I know they like nuts and are loyal. Or a martian.

AP NEWS:  China Newlyweds shown getting married in Bathroom in Beijing.

AP NEWS: Employees steal 188 t.v.'s, however they were caught because they thought there were 189 t.v.'s in the store and spent all night looking for the 189th. Manager opened store at 7am to find thieves running around exhausted looking for the non-existant t.v. Thieves were arrested on the spot. Manager admitted with a grin they advertise 189 t.v.'s available at all times on front window, but in reality they only stock 188.