A $1.8 billion tollway improvement deal announced by Gov. Rod Blagojevich in October has been called into question after it was revealed the recently jailed Illinois governor made bail with $4500 in quarters and dimes.

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Thanks to the FBI and Google the rest of the world now knows how to correctly pronounce and spell Blagojevich. 

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In a span of 10 days, a Kansas man in three separate contests won a 2008 "Bon Jovi Special Edition" Saturn Outlook, a 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer, and tickets to a Kansas City Chiefs game. Said winner Michel Horton, "Two out of three ain't bad." 

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A student at a Florida school has been arrested after authorities said he "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind. School officials say the unique charges could result in the thirteen-year-old boy becoming the first student ever to be expelled for expelling. 

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After laying off 10 percent of it's workforce, Weather Channel officials say the extended forecast for a weak economy may force them to eliminate one week of summer. 

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A law which no longer protects anonymous sperm donors in England has resulted in a nation wide sperm shortage. In an odd twist, it is now almost impossible to get your hands on any sperm these days. 

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Massachusetts state Sen. Dianne Wilkerson who lost the Democratic primary in September, may now lose her freedom after being caught on tape accepting $23,000 in bribes. According to undercover FBI agents, Wilkerson said she needed the money to fund her write-in campaign, which worked to a degree by landing her "right-in" jail. 

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On October 30th, several months after vanishing from his home in Florida, a Maltese dog named Max was found walking the streets of Chicago. Not trusting the Florida election process, Max apparently made the 1000 mile trip to the Windy City in order to "vote early and vote often." 

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Thirty-nine-year-old English boxer Peter Buckley plans to retire from the ring this weekend after competing in his 300th fight, 256 of which were losses. Said Buckley, "I've had my good eye on the 300 mark for a while." 

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Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis blew-out both major ligaments in his left knee Saturday after a player ran into him on the sideline. In a show of solidarity, the hefty coach has decided against season ending surgery. According to Weis, " If my players can suck it up on the field, then so can I."

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