Not since the O J chase has there been so much talk about a white bronco. 

The 43-year-old wife of 20-year-old Pittsburgh Pirates prospect Jose Tabata is accused of taking a 2-month-old baby from a Florida health clinic. Obviously not her first attempt at robbing the cradle.

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A 20-year-old Minnesota woman was busted last week after police found close to 100 grams of marijuana and over four grams of cocaine concealed in her bra. The woman now faces charges of possession of a controlled top substance, in this case a Class DD felony. 

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An Ohio mother faces child endangering charges after police say she admitted to breastfeeding her baby and talking on a cell phone while driving with three other children in the vehicle. The woman later claimed she was only on the phone long enough to remind her step mom to tape Jerry Springer. 

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The Iranian government is seeking an apology from Hollywood for what it calls "thirty years of insults and slanders against our people." In related news, the nation of Pakistan announced it too deserves an apology from Hollywood movie makers. Not for insults or slanders, but rather the Paris Hilton flick "The Hottie and the Nottie." 

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Denver Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall was charged with disorderly conduct Sunday, his fourth arrest since March 2006. Commissioner Roger Goodell is notoriously hard on repeat offenders of the NFL's personal conduct policy. Best case scenario for Marshall, a lengthy suspension, worst case scenario, a forced trade to the Detroit Lions. 

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Rihanna and Chris Brown have reconciled and are staying at Sean "Diddy" Combs' house on Miami's Star Island. In a show of support Rihanna's father, Ronaldy Fenty, told reporters, “I love my daughter with whatever road she takes. I'm behind her 100 million.........ahh.....I mean, a hundred percent." 

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The NASCAR Cafe in Las Vegas has a unique prize package for anyone who can finish their 2-foot, 6-pound burrito called "The Bomb." The winner receives two unlimited roller coaster passes and a T-shirt proclaiming " I Conquered the Bomb." According to fellow roller coaster riders, a more correct statement would be, "Bombs Away." 

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President Obama sat courtside Friday night and watched his (new) hometown Washington Wizards run up the score on his beloved Chicago Bulls. Judging by the 113-90 score, the Bulls could have also used the Secretary of Defense. 
 

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A slavery themed vacation resort is being development in Nigeria. Plans include a slave memorial, a slave history theme park, and a five-star hotel and golf course complete with two water holes......."white only" and "colored only."

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