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I am a stand-up comedian who, for the past 10 years, headlined all over the Midwest. I recently moved to LA to pursue a career in comedy, acting, writing and bartending.

To view some of my schtick and get my world famous martini recipe, check out:
see more at :www.jerrywolski.com
www.myspace.com/jerrywolski
I'm also in a national commercial for Hardee's/Carl's Jr. with my girlfriend Shelby.
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great to hear from you.. I am so glad you are chasing your dream.. keep up the great work. when are you heading back to the midwest?

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Taco Bowl By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 12, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Taco Bell 57 Jokes  1 Videos

Taco Bell officials suggest the popularity of it's "Zesty Chicken Border Bowl" can be traced to a company Food Fetish Survey which shows that not only do 93 percent of Taco Bell customers eat their meals in a bowl weekly, but 68 percent smoke out of one too. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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Check Please By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 11, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Los Angeles Dodgers 53 Jokes

A recent LA Times poll asked, "If you could have dinner with a local sports personality, whom would you choose?" Readers overwhelmingly picked UCLA coaching legend John Wooden over well known connoisseur and Dodger great Tommy Lasorda. Apparently readers were concerned over who was picking up the check. www.jerrywolski.com Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Brewer Blows Another One By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 11, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Milwaukee Brewers 33 Jokes

Former Milwaukee Brewers pitcher and Detroit Tigers announcer Lary Sorensen was arrested Feb. 2 near Roseville, Mich. and charged with his seventh drunk-driving incident. While tests showed the former right-handers blood-alcohol level to be 0.48, six times higher than the 0.08 threshold for drunk driving in the state of Michigan, it was still well below his career ERA of 4.15 www.jerrywolski.com Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Packing Packer Fans By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 11, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Green Bay Packers 24 Jokes

Milwaukee police said 11 people were shot in three separate incidents in a 90-minute period on the city's north side. The Friday night rampage was just two people shy of the current state record set when a Green Bay Packer loss coincided with opening day of deer hunting season. www.jerrywolski.com Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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NBA 401K By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 9, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Toronto Raptors 5 Jokes

According to the Toronto Star, an NBA Players Association representative recently told the Toronto Raptors that 60% of NBA players go broke within the first five years of retirement. To help curb this alarming trend, NBA officials recently sent down an edict requiring that all current NBA players' limit their "posse" to no larger than their total number of illegitimate children. www.jerrywolski.com Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Chinese Donuts By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 2, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Dunkin Donuts 14 Jokes

Dunkin' Donuts is planning to open up 100 locations in China over the next ten years. Asked what he thought about the "Americanization" of China, Nilesh Patel, Beijing resident and owner of two gas stations, a Super 8, and three 7-elevens said, "I dink it's glate". www.jerrywolski.com Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Exxon Mobil Double Talk By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Feb 1, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Al Gore 58 Jokes

Exxon Mobil Corp. posted the largest annual profit by a U.S. company $40.6 billion on Friday as the world's biggest publicly traded oil company benefited from historic crude prices at the end of the year. In addition to benefiting from higher commodity prices,(PRICE GOUGING)the company said its results were evidence of a well-run,(POLITICALLY GREASED)globally diverse operation(OFF SHORE ACCOUNTS)that's investing billions(TAX BREAKS)to find more energy supplies.(SCREW AL GORE) Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Playground for elderly By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Jan 31, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

Britain's first outdoor playground for the elderly recently opened with dozens of older people flocking to exercise in the winter air. The equipment, set up next to an existing children's playground, includes a static cycling machine, another that mimics the workout given by skiing and others that can be used by wheelchair users. To save taxpayer money, the two playgrounds share the same diaper changing area. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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OJ and Obama By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Jan 31, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Barack Obama 884 Jokes  28 Videos

What's the difference between O J Simpson and Barack Obama? O J got rid of the white chick too. www.jerrywolski.com Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Margaret Truman dies at 83 By: Jerry Wolski (C) Submitted: Jan 29, 2008 Category: Political

From Hot Topic Chicago 205 Jokes

Chicago Tribune headline: Grim Reaper defeats Truman Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: