...the Latino Voter Coalition has announced that they have signed up 35,000 new voters.  Or a little over 4 families worth. 

...Dominos Pizza, in a new promotion, is offering one free large pizza a week for life.  To qualify for this offer, you must be at least 85 years of age and accompanied by your parents. 

...police have confiscated approximately 6700 marijuana plants that were growing on land that was a part of a Girl Scout Summer Camp.  As a result, prices for the popular Girl Scout Mintijuana Cookies are expected to triple next year. 

...amid reports of corruption and voter fraud, the UN has sent a delegation to Kabul to verify the Afghanistan elections results.  The UN council found no evidence of tampering or voter fraud and have certified Hamid Karzai as the winner with approximately 115% of the vote. 

Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill.  To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." 

...the new KFC "Double Down" sandwich replaces the traditional bun with 2 original recipe chicken fillets.  KFC will also offer the "Double Down" meal, which comes with fries, drink, and a defibrilator.  

...Senator Ted Kennedy has died at age 77.  President Obama will honor Kennedy's legacy by appointing his successor from a list pre-approved by Kennedy.  Candidates include Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, and Harvey Wallbanger. 

...The Atascadero State Hospital for the insane has been evacuated because of an outbreak of the H1N1 virus.  State officials are referring to the crisis as "one flu over the cuckoo's nest."  

Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum has opened a new exhibit featuring wax figures of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.  The exhibit is called "House of Whore-ers." 

...Smartmoney.com has listed the 3 top signs that your home is about to lose value.  1. Lots of homes in the neighborhood have foreclosed.  2.  High unemployment rates in the neighborhood.  3.  Lindsay Lohan announces that she is moving in.