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"Wharf Room Comedy"

December 1, 2009
Castagnola's Wharf Room Comedy, San Francisco, CA

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Stand-up comedian...the story so far: i was born...told one joke after another, and before we knew it we were all in nursing homes.....have shared a stage with many fine comedians including jon reep, arj barker, amy schumer, tommy savitt, joe klocek, kurtis matthews, BT, leif skyving, steve mazan, beth schumann, marc yaffee, and many more.....find out more about me than you'll ever wished you knew at: www.myspace.com/bixbrillo

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shel- the shtick guy says:

Nice job on the flu. Where the heck do you live? Want to give me your e-mail address? I'll reciprocate. shel-the shtick guy. You doing any standup?

Jim Bo says:

Bix, Nice meeting you and hearing a couple of your sets, TOP NOTCH STUFF! Look me up whenever your in the area.

Raymond Dean says:

Fresh views. I like your style.

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funny funny stuff

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...thank you so much for the kind words...you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.......keep the baby, faith......

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Rogaine By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 20, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

...went on the Rogaine program for 4 months...didnt see any positive results, so i gave up.....thank god i wont have to taste that crap ever again. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Bull Durham By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 19, 2008 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Baseball 1005 Jokes  2 Videos

...bought the anniversary edition of Bull Durham, my favorite sports movie...in the bonus features there is an interview with Kevin Costner, who talked about all the research he did into making the movie "realistic"....but it is not realistic at all...my brother played minor league baseball for 4 years, including 2 in Durham...and i went to every game....I didnt see Susan Sarandon there not once. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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mice brains By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 18, 2008 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Shopping 135 Jokes  5 Videos

...recent studies have shown that male mice have an equal propensity for sex or violence....female mice just want to go shopping... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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prison math By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 17, 2008 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Prison 589 Jokes  3 Videos

...its no wonder prison inmates have hard time landing a job once they get out....their math skills are particularly poor.....to them, 5 oranges plus 6 apples plus 1 candy bar = 4 cigarettes... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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those 3 words By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 16, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Dating 571 Jokes  38 Videos

...was dating a woman for 6 weeks, but we broke up New Year's Day...we were at her place getting hot & heavy in our romantic activities, when i heard those 3 words....those 3 words no man wants to hear when making love to his woman...................HONEY, I'M HOME!!! Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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porn By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 15, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Porn 198 Jokes  9 Videos

...saw a great porn movie..."In Diana Jones."....great scenery, great script, great acting....unlike any other porn movie i've ever seen....in fact its been nominated for an oscar, an emmy, and a herpe..... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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computer dating By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dating 571 Jokes  38 Videos

...got rejected by e-harmony, so i joined one of the lesser computer dating services...first i checked out chemistry.com....i didnt join that one, because as i recall, i got a D in chemistry....so i joined one of the "casual" dating sites......"Just lunch & a blowjob." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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love and marriage By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 Category: News

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

...a british couple who recently married found out that they were, in fact, twins....and all along they simply thought that they were a pair of identical strangers... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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hey bartender By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 12, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Bar 694 Jokes  20 Videos

...i went into a bar and told the bartender to give me 10 shots of cuervo....bartender said thats a lot of booze are you sure?...i said, if you had what i have you'd want 10 shots too...after downing them, i ordered 10 more...bartender said, i think you've had enough already....i said i was fine and that i wanted 10 more shots.....i told him, if you had what i have you'd want to get drunk too...he asked me , what do you have?....i said, "A little less than 3 bucks." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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abortion By: bix brillo (C) Submitted: Jan 11, 2008 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Birth Control 369 Jokes  9 Videos

...found out recently that my mother gave serious consideration to having me aborted....after consulting with her doctors, they advised against the procedure....in their decision, they stated as reasons her age, her medical condition, and the fact that i was about to turn 17... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it: