...John Gotti Jr, after serving time for numerous convictions, is now under indictment for a new series of crimes.  These have earned Gotti the nickname, "The Super Glue Don." 

...Olympic officials said Chicago lost its chance to host the 2016 Olympics after Obama promised that if Chicago was chosen, he would add "drive-bys" as an Olympic event.  

...David Letterman has admitted having sex with a staff member.  Yet another example of someone sleeping their way to the bottom. 

...former Project Runway star Tim Gunn was led out and his former live-in lover was arrested by New York police after an incident at a courthouse where Gunn was testifying on his friends behalf.  An obviously intoxicated Gunn was led away, while his friend was arrested and charged with bringing a loaded Gunn into a federal courthouse. 

...Ken Repke was charged with assault for slugging a woman in the head because she refused to sell him Boardwalk & Park Place during a game of Monopoly.  Repke was arrested, handcuffed, and taken directly to jail without passing Go & collecting $200. 

...Rod Blagojevich has said that if Chicago is awarded the 2016 Olympics, that he wants to help out.  Blagojevich said he is willing to volunteer his time to help properly run it right into the ground.   

...Moammar Khadafi, showing once again what a stable guy he is,  is calling on central african nations to develop better weapons in order to defend the continent from possible attack. Khadafi has contributed more than $10 million to a fund in hopes of building an arsenal of nuclear spears.   

...David Hasselhoff has again been hospitalized due to alcohol poisoning.  Hasselhoff became upset and reportedly went on a bender after finding out that President Obama had no intention of naming him as Special U.S. Envoy to Stolichnaya.  

...Khloe Kardashian is set to marry L.A. Laker Lamar Odom after dating for only 6 weeks.  The pair plan to marry in Beverly Hills, honeymoon in Hawaii, and divorce in Las Vegas. 

...one Minnesota Symphony violinist is dead, another in critical condition, and a 3rd under arrest after a shooting incident that apparently stemmed from a love triangle gone bad.  Police are calling it a case of fiddle attraction.