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Bill Lake
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I'm a freelance writer for the Late Show with David Letterman and SNL's Weekend Update. I've also written jokes for The Late, Late Show.

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Bush Says North Korea Will Face "Serious Repercussions"

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Oct 12, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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North Korea

129 Jokes  1 Videos

Begins calling in nation's top drummers.


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Jamie Lee Curtis Tells "Access Hollywood" She's Chosen Family Over Career

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Oct 10, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Hollywood

175 Jokes  8 Videos

Comment sends many to dictionary to check definition of "career."


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North Korea Conducts "Very, Very, Successful" Nuclear Weapons Test

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Oct 9, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Kim Jong-il

59 Jokes  2 Videos

Kim Jong Il: "I feel five feet tall!"


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Marijuana May Help Stave Off Alzheimer's

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Oct 6, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Weed

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Harrelson warned: Quit now or never forget "Indecent Proposal."


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7-Eleven Switches from Citgo Gas to Own Brand

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Sep 28, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Effect on taste of coffee to be minimal.


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Earth at Warmest Temperature in One Million Years

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Sep 26, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Dating

571 Jokes  38 Videos

Some wives, girlfriends now using only two comforters.


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Streisand to Receive SAG Lifetime Achievement Award

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Sep 26, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!


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S.P.ooky!

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Sep 18, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Britney Spears

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Pop star Britney Spears named her first son Sean Preston, making his initials "S.P." A year later she named her second son Sutton Pierce, making his initials "S.P."

In an eerie coincidence, the initials "S.P." also stand for Shitty Parent!


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Elton John Ends Feud with George Michael

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Sep 15, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Elton John

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World breathes sigh of relief; returns attention to Israel/Palestine.


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Paris Hilton Arrested for DUI

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Sep 7, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton

250 Jokes  10 Videos

Breathalyzer test shows 0.09 blood-alcohol level, 3.7 sperm level.


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