Falls into bowl of pretzels, is accidentally eaten.

God reportedly less keen as well.

More illegals to now hit U.S. soil slightly winded.

Venture provides average Russian with rare opportunity to encounter vodka.

White House Denies Trying to Change Subject from War in Iraq

Will also talk about:

- The weather we've been having.
- The big game.
- Any good books he's read lately.
- What's the deal with Madonna?

Rock Music: "The feeling is mutual."

Billed as natural alternative to Lunesta.

Can't find receipt!

Move provides fallback in case billionaire thing doesn't work out.

Planet asks friend, "Should I get this looked at?"