One man resists and is shot.

Victim's lightsaber proves no match for Glock.

Proofreader in hot water for missing extra word in title.

Winner to take on Air Guitar Champ for title of World's Biggest Loser.

Barbequing in carports now punishable by genital electrocution.

Hope to rescale heights of 80s mediocrity.

"It was the toughest race I've ever taken part in. But at least I could still feel my junk afterwards."

Here are the full results of the poll.

Britons Most Wary of:

5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

4. Kim Jong-iL

3. George Bush

2. Osama bin Laden

1. Dentists

Angelina to stop by later to wreck it.

"Thanks to Mel's influence, it's been 15 months since I've done drugs or acknowledged the Holocaust."