After six weeks and 21 hours of total game play on Nintendo's new game console, Philadelphia resident Mickey DeLorenzo is nine pounds lighter and making a splash with his new svelte self.  This Spring Mickey can truly make a canon ball with his new girlish figure of 250 lbs !!

MADRID, Spain (Reuters) -- The world's first ban on overly thin models at a top-level fashion show in Madrid has caused outrage among modeling agencies and raised the prospect of restrictions at other venues.  The mayor of Milan, Italy, Letizia Moratti, told an Italian newspaper this week she would seek a similar ban for her city's show unless it could find a solution to "sick" looking models. It made the mayor so sick that when she sneezed, three models fell off the runway.

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) --

The 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith has been found dead in the Bahamas.  Daniel Smith was the product of Smith's 1985 marriage to Billy Smith. The couple, who met while working together at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas, divorced in 1987.  Daniel Smith had small roles in her movies "Skyscraper" and "To the Limit." Authorities speculate he died of embarassment.

Who says the Irish can't tan?

John Mark Karr was arrested for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey in Thailand. How did they arrive at the conclusion that he was in Thailand; a country that has long been known for turning a blind eye toward the blatent expliotation of children? Well I guess it was either there...or the Vatican.

Harrisburg, Pa.-Pennsylvania is selling contraband merchandise collected at airports on E-Bay.  Merchandise such as knives, nail clippers and cuticle scissors are selling to the highest bidder.  Just think, your buying a case of second hand toiletries AND a case of HIV.

I can only imagine how they answer thier phone....Robin Hood Pawn Shop....we confiscate , so they won't detonate....how can we help you?

Apparently, the CEO of Procter and Gamble is Osama Bin Laden.

NEW DELHI - The U.S. Embassy in New Delhi warned Friday that foreign militants, possibly al-Qaida members, may be planning to carry out bombings in India’s two major cities in the coming days.  U.S. officials intercepted an email on Thursday night stating that the telemarketers have gotten on their last nerve and that bombing their 2 biggest cities should at least put them off for awhile.

Tour de France winner likely to lose crown, but says he’ll appeal results ... Landis’ backup doping test also positive Tour de France winner likely to lose crown.  Landis is not only going to have a hard time explaining to the world the doping charges but equally hard time explaining to his wife, the herpes on his lips.