A related study suggests a vast cesspool engulfs New Jersey.

Kanye West interrupted to say that the Loch Ness Monster was a much better hoax.

An Obama administration official said consideration would have had to been given to bringing down the plane unless it was deemed to be headed straight toward Fox News headquarters.

Her second biggest gripe is having to share their bed with Keith Olbermann and Brian Williams.  

The police officer pulled him over and asked him to count backwards from Cable Channel 100.   

The Mexican player was content to buy one house for his family, relatives, and friends.  

The French player quit when he had to pay half his money in rent to the German contestant.

The Indian player owned all the cheap hotels.

Human rights advocate Madonna disagrees.  She says only faithful husbands should be whipped.

The American player went bankrupt and sold all his assets to the Chinese contestant.

The release was delayed for several weeks as Obama could not decide on the number of proofs.

The Obama administration on Thursday proposed setting aside 200,000 square miles off Alaska and along its shorelines as "critical habitat" for polar bears.    And Glenn Beck said Obama doesn't like whites.