Coincidentally, when the segment aired Congress was in recess.

This is understandable. West Virginians are so poor in math they can't even count sheep.

Astronomers have Sarah Palin to thank for this discovery--she first saw it from her house.

The father of "balloon-boy" is reporting that his son has again disappeared and may be aboard a homemade toboggan.

Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets--good news for Wal-Mart greeters.   

Sources close to the negotiations say that if Obama will agree to be interviewed, Fox News headquarters will allow an inspection of their nuclear program. 

Big deal.  Women have traded sex for a lot less--like Mets season tickets. 

Nevertheless, ABC has no plans to cancel "The View."

Wow, tickets must really be hard to come by in Philly.  Turns out the woman was Chase Utley's wife.

"Checking schedule on laptop" will soon be added to the Urban Dictionary as an expression meaning "looking at Internet porn."