A diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  This may explain why Kirstie Alley has the suicide hotline on speed dial.

President Obama gave the trick-or-treaters a choice of treats:  M & M's, dried fruit, or the public option.  

Scientists investigating a large crater in Latvia  initially believed to have been caused by a meteorite said a closer analysis revealed it was a hoax.  The father of "balloon-boy" denied any responsibility.

Thousands of ethnic Albanians welcomed former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name.   Today one chubby Albanian woman swore the statue moved several inches closer to her.

Barack and Michelle Obama were startled by several trick-or-treaters wearing white sheets. They initially thought they were members of the Klan.

Sadly, one kid did not receive a treat--he was dressed as Glenn Beck. 

Somali pirates must be licking their lips the same way Kirstie Alley would for the world's largest cupcake. 

The people who are happy about the recession are makers of foreclosure signs and pink slips.  

Southwest has apologized to a mother who was kicked off a plane along with her unruly 2-year-old earlier this week.  The airline admitted exercising poor judgement in kicking the mother and child off the plane mid-flight.

I'm sick and tired of all the corruption in politics  Instead of an ethics panel,  these House members should appear before a death panel.