Majority Leader Harry Reid is considering a plan for higher payroll taxes on upper-income earners to help finance health care legislation.   So apparently, health care willl be paid for by the New York Yankees. 

I think we can safely rule out Dobbs joining Telemundo.

Obama shouldn't accept any Afghan war option that doesn't include sending Mike Tyson.

The White House had no comment.

Police immediately ruled out as suspects George Bush, Paris Hilton, and any resident of Kentucky.

He was so intoxicated he couldn't even log in on his laptop.

Wow, the church must be really desperate for a winning football program at Notre Dame--they're even looking to recruit extra-terrestrials.

The U.N. General Assembly declared on Monday that Afghanistan's presidential election was both credible and sound, despite allegations of ACORN voter-registration fraud.

 The U.N. General Assembly declared on Monday that Afghanistan's presidential election was both credible and sound, despite allegations that dead people from Illinois voted.

Bill Clinton plans to visit Capitol Hill today to discuss health care legislation with Senate Democrats.  Clinton wants to be sure that any health care bill covers STD testing.