I'm sure it's not the first time she's been on her knees.

The Supreme Court won't hear an appeal from a group of Native Americans who think the name of the NFL's Washington Redskins football team is offensive.  The Supreme Court also refused to hear an appeal from a group of Redskins fans who think their team's play is offensive.

Manjit Singh pulled a double-decker bus weighing more than eight metric tons over a distance of 21.2 meters with his hair.  Singh beat the previous record held by Don King.

A reliable sourse says Obama drank too much sake and mistook the emperor for Keith Olbermann.   

So where are they going to put all the Illinois politicians?   

"I'm sorry for taking so long to return the books,  but I'm a really slow reader," said a remorseful George Bush.  

Today Dick Cheney suggested moving the Gitmo detainees to the Moon.  The detainees would have no chance for escape and  they can now be waterboarded.

A man distracted by a low-flying pelican and dropped cell phone drove his sports car into a marsh near Galveston.  Today the man was hired as a pilot by Northwest Airlines.

Manny Pacquiao weighed in at 144 pounds, his heaviest ever, while Miguel Cotto came in at the contract limit of 145 pounds for their scheduled 12-round fight Saturday night.   Also much anticipated is the preliminary bout on Saturday night between Mike Tyson and a TMZ paparazzo.

NASA today announced the next moon trip in early 2010 will be made by astronauts Perrier, Dasani, and Evian.