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Gary B.
"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."
Hagerstown, MD
      
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Dan Berry says:
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Thanks for the comments. Just trying to keep up with you. You've set the bar high. Great stuff.
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Kevin Jones says:
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Keep up the good work brother.
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Steve Knowles says:
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After reading Josh F's comment about your Somali pirate jokes, I had to see the 45 jokes that were in that category; and they are mostly yours! lol Were you kidnapped by pirates as a child?
How did you go from ~600 posted jokes in March to over 1200 now? You are a joke machine!
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Frank James says:
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You continue to encourage.
Your joke depicting Dick Cheney waterboarding Stewie brought up many amusing images. Clever notion!
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Frank James says:
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Guess I'll add my thanks to all the rest, Gary, for your lavish and consistent encouragement.
Because I consider yours to be an expert opinion, it's all the more gratifying.
Keep racking up the staff picks!
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Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.
This record is probably safe unless Kate Moss gets hit by a speeding Hummer.
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A bottle of 81-year-old Scotch sold for $54,000 at New York's first liquor auction since Prohibition.
The purchaser later admitted he made the winning bid while stoned after downing 10 shots of whiskey.
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The CIA may have destroyed videotapes because they showed the use of torture by interrogators against terrorist suspects.
The CIA also plans to order the destruction of other videotapes that show torture including all Miami Dolphins game film.
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In Minocqua, Wisconsin dozens of drivers made a mad rush for cheap gas after a station employee accidentally changed the price to 33 cents a gallon.
Upon hearing about this mistake, Dick Cheney nearly suffered another heart attack.
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A group of scientists at a climate conference in Bali say they that seaweed could be a potent weapon against global warming, capable of absorbing large amounts of damaging carbon dioxide.
In response, George Bush said regardless of the potential of seaweed to absorb huge amounts of carbon dioxide, he will not approve the use of any illegal drug to combat global warming.
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 Oprah Winfrey campaigned with Barrack Obama today in Iowa. The two spoke in front of huge, enthusiastic crowds. And ten lucky people in attendance received free makeovers.
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Barack Obama will be campaigning with Oprah Winfrey today in Iowa. The two campaign stops in Iowa are expected to draw tens of thousands of people. By campaigning with the popular and charismatic Presidential hopeful, Oprah hopes to raise her profile and promote her talk show: "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
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Barack Obama will be campaigning with Oprah Winfrey today in Iowa. The two campaign stops in Iowa are expected to draw tens of thousands of people. By campaiging with Obama, Oprah is expected to overtake Hiillary Clinton for the lead in the Iowa polls.
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Stumped about what to give that special someone this Christmas? How about some rhino poop? The International Rhino Foundation is auctioning separately on eBay four pieces of dung from the endangered species and will use the proceeds to fund conservation efforts. (AP)
I'm all for helping endangered species, but if I gave my wife Rhino s**t for Xmas, my marriage would become endangered .
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The CIA videotaped its interrogations of two top terror suspects in 2002 and destroyed the tapes three years later out of fear they would leak to the public and compromise the identities of U.S. questioners. (AP)
The CIA thought there was a remote possibility the public might be able to identify the interrogators as George Bush and Dick Cheney.
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