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Gary B.
"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."
Hagerstown, MD
      
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Dan Berry says:
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Thanks for the comments. Just trying to keep up with you. You've set the bar high. Great stuff.
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Kevin Jones says:
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Keep up the good work brother.
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Steve Knowles says:
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After reading Josh F's comment about your Somali pirate jokes, I had to see the 45 jokes that were in that category; and they are mostly yours! lol Were you kidnapped by pirates as a child?
How did you go from ~600 posted jokes in March to over 1200 now? You are a joke machine!
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Frank James says:
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You continue to encourage.
Your joke depicting Dick Cheney waterboarding Stewie brought up many amusing images. Clever notion!
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Frank James says:
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Guess I'll add my thanks to all the rest, Gary, for your lavish and consistent encouragement.
Because I consider yours to be an expert opinion, it's all the more gratifying.
Keep racking up the staff picks!
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 Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling called on Roger Clemens to give up the four Cy Young Awards he's won since 1997 if he can't refute allegations in the Mitchell report that he used steroids to prolong and enhance his career.
Clemens replied, "I'll give up my Cy Young awards the day Schilling gives up desserts."
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Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. (AP)
Today a court took pre-emptive action and awarded custody of the fetus to the father.
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Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. (AP)
In related news, a new study reveals that sluttiness is genetic.
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 Monkeys performed about as well as college students at mental addition in a recent study. The study pitted two monkeys against fourteen Duke University students.
In all fairness, after the study the college students routed the monkeys in a game of Quarters.
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A Japanese study holds out the promise that stem cells from liposuctioned fat could be used to increase women's breast size without the use of implants.
Today Bill Clinton called for a 30 percent increase in funding for stem cell research.
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Japanese scientists say they've used genetic engineering to create mice that show no fear of felines, a development that may shed new light on mammal behavior and the nature of fear itself. (AP)
Scientists, however, have had no success creating mice that have no fear of public speaking.
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The long-anticipated "Mitchell Report" on steroid use in MLB was released today. Surpisingly, sixteen Orioles or ex-Orioles were named in the report.
The Orioles are the only team in baseball to employ a batting instructor, pitching coach, and pharmacist.
For the past several years, the Orioles have been one of the worst teams in baseball. There's no way that many Orioles could have used "performance-enhancing" drugs. I bet they were tricked and were sold placebos.
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 Scientists now believe that Saturn's seven rings may be as old as the planet itself--much older than originally thought.
The only thing older in the solar system with seven rings is Elizabeth Taylor.
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In a 1992 survey, Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee condemned living together out of wedlock and stated that the homosexual lifestyle could pose a health risk to the public.
The survey also revealed that Huckabee churned his own butter and used a horse and buggy as his chief mode of transportation.
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Concerned scientists say that Arctic ice has shrunk to its lowest level on record, and the ice is still melting.
In fact, there hasn't been this much ice melting since Hillary Clinton accidently fell asleep inside a tanning bed.
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