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Ian Salmon
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Ian Salmon started his comedy career in 1993 and has been bringing his hysterical jokes to the stage ever since, the thing that stands out the most about Ian Salmon is his ability to create fresh material, Ian takes the experiences of travel, divorce and fatherhood to knit a enthralling web of comedy, his hard work and talent has taken him all over the world, Ian is truly an international entertainer.

Ian is also the host of "Somebody's Shorts" a television show that lets it's viewers send in comedic [more]

Octavia Smith says:

Your Welcome:)

Ian Salmon says:

Thank you!! :)

Octavia Smith says:

I'm so loving your page.because you talk about everything thats going on in the u.s.Also say whats on your mind.thats important.

Ian Salmon says:

You are right my friend I think my joke blew by the comedy radar. I was spinning of his stupidity not his right or lack of to use the word.

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Octavia Smith says:

I'm also black and understand that people say whats on their mind all the time,just because he has a show does mean that he can't say it.No one can stop people from saying the "N" word.
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Lights out at 10 PM and checkout is up for review

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Boston

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Lights out  at 10 PM and checkout is up for reviewBOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- The elegant iron-railing balconies were once catwalks where guards stood watch over the inmates to make sure they didn't try to break out. If you look closely, you can still see the outline of the holes from the iron bars on the windows.
Designers of the newly opened Liberty Hotel kept the prison guard catwalks as part of the hotel's lobby.


After a five-year, $150 million renovation, the old Charles Street jail is now a luxury hotel for guests who can afford to pay anywhere from $319 a night for the lowest-priced room to $5,500 for the presidential suite. The hotel, at the foot of Boston's stately Beacon Hill neighborhood, opened in September.



In keeping with the tradition of the old jail each room will come with a bag of home made wine located in the toilet.


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Some people just can't take a joke!

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Russia

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Some people just can't take a joke!MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Members of a Russian doomsday cult barricaded themselves in a cave to wait out the end of the world as the cult's leader underwent psychiatric exams Thursday, Russian media reported.



The cult, which calls itself the "true Russian Orthodox Church," believes the world will end in May.


The cult leader is in police custody awaiting proceedings on charges that he set up an organization "whose activity is associated with violence on citizens and instigation to refuse to perform their civil duties," according to the state-funded Itar-Tass news agency.


In his own defense the leader said " Oh man I was only joking, I can't believe how stupid these people are golly gee!"


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Who cares about a race when you are in Amsterdam

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Gay and Lesbian

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Who cares about a race when you are in AmsterdamGay couple is eliminated off The Amazing Race TV show after they fail to locate a bicycle marked with color coding on it amongst hundreds of other bicycles.


The two married gay women who are both ministers became confused after having coffee and space-cakes at the Rookies in Amsterdam.


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Russian Tanker Spills Oil In Negro Sea

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 11, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Al Sharpton

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Russian Tanker Spills Oil In Negro SeaMOSCOW, Russia (AP) -- A Russian oil tanker broke in two in a storm in the Black Sea Sunday, spilling some 2,200 tons of fuel oil into the Kerch Strait and posing a serious environmental problem, officials said.


The tanker, Volganeft-139, broke about three miles from the shore.


"This problem will take several years to solve," Oleg Mitvol, head of the state environmental safety watchdog, Rosprorodnadzor, said on Vesti 24 television.



After getting word of this the Rev. Al Sharpton said he would be holding a demonstration in support of a faster clean up effort for the Black Sea, he has also made a statement saying “I’m not going to settle for any feet dragging on the clean up of the Black Sea it needs attention now, if this was the Red Sea you would see an army working to get that oil off the surface.”


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China Ships GHB To Our Kids

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

China

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China Ships GHB To Our KidsU.S. safety officials have voluntarily recalled about 4.2 million Chinese-made Aqua Dots toys contaminated with a powerful "date rape" drug that has caused some children to vomit and lose consciousness upon ingesting the contents.


The Chinese government has sent an apology saying "Oh we so sorry, that shipment was for Japan".


In other news notorious child molester Tony "Lollypop" Bruno was arrested while shop lifting at a downtown Toys R Us.


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Armored Designer Suites Hold Up In Pakistan

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Submitted: Nov 6, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Pakistan

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Armored Designer Suites Hold Up In PakistanLawyers clash with Pakistani police armed with tear gas and batons, but the lawyers armored designer suites seem to be holding up.

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Musharraf Declares State Of Emergency

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Pakistan

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Musharraf Declares State Of EmergencyBack in August of 2007 Condi Rice made a 2AM phone call to Gen. Pervez Musharraf in Pakistan that stopped him from declaring a state of emergency.

Condi recently had to make that very same call but this time Gen. Musharraf was not swayed, stating that the phone sex was just not as good as the last time.

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The future is grim for Paris Hilton

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Paris Hilton

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The future is grim for Paris HiltonThis photo is from the future 50 years plus taken at a welcome home party for Paris after being released from prison having served 10 years for impersonating a respectable woman, which was determined to be illegal over 25 years prior by president Ant.

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Take a hit if you are sick enough

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Take a hit if you are sick enoughDrew says take a hit if you feel sick enough as he walks into a medical pot shop.

Moments later you can hear him say (That price is right!)

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50 Cent Lost Bet With Kanye West

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Oct 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

50 Cent

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50 Cent Lost Bet With Kanye WestKanye West sold 956,936 copies of Graduation in the past week smashing 50 cent in a public bet where he was quoted as saying "I will retire if he sells more records than me".

50 cent now wants to bet T.I. his ass is going to jail.

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