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Dan Liebert
Dan Liebert
"My Most Ripped Off Joke: If they ever made a musical about me there'd probably be a lot of songs about jacking off and pizza."

Elizabethtown, IL

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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

Lucy Logsdon (Guest) says:
Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

Beth Schumann says:
I'm sorry. I know I'm a total snot. I didn't think you stole my joke, I know that lots of people can come up with similar ideas. I was just having a bad day, a fight with my husband, etc. etc. I shouldn't have taken it out on you, sorry. Of course your joke is hilarious, because great minds think...

Ray Ellin says:
so funny... all of it.

Octavia Smith says:
I'm so loving this page.keep it coming.

Dan Liebert says:
Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.
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 Scarlett Johanssen and Me

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2007
Category: Weird  

I don't think Scarlett Johanssen will ever forget the time we had sex in the park.

She was only nine.

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 USED SEX DOLL

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Sep 12, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I bought a used sex doll.

Its not that I'm cheap I just like a woman
with experience.

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