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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

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Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

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I'm sorry. I know I'm a total snot. I didn't think you stole my joke, I know that lots of people can come up with similar ideas. I was just having a bad day, a fight with my husband, etc. etc. I shouldn't have taken it out on you, sorry. Of course your joke is hilarious, because great minds think...

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Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.

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What Would Jesus Do By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 20, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

WWJD - What Would Jesus Do? He'd probably tell Santa Claus, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU FAT FUCK." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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A FATHER-SON MOMENT By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 19, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Parents 1208 Jokes  31 Videos

If your little boy asks you, 'Daddy, what is death?" watch 'Reservoir Dogs' together. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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BAD SCRAMBLED EGGS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 19, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

My pet peeve is scrambled eggs served all in one piece. If I want an ugly omelette I'll order one. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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I OFTEN WONDER ABOUT THIS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 18, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Texas 289 Jokes  4 Videos

If Leatherface from "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" was playing touch football and he was wearing a shirt made out of human skin what team would he play on, the shirts or the skins? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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KANSAS SEX ED By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 18, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Kansas 100 Jokes

In Kansas they want to make Sex Ed a two month course in 'abstinence.' That's like a shop class teacher spending eight weeks convincing you not to make a spice rack. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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PROUDLY MADE IN USA By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 17, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic United States 4118 Jokes  60 Videos

I actually managed to buy something that was made in America - a box of toothpicks. It even says on the box "Proudly Made in the USA!" Little kids in China are putting together iPods and satellite dishes and we're proud to make toothpicks? "Yup! I carved this here all by myself, look at them thar points!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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MY DEEPEST FEELINGS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 16, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic New York Yankees 272 Jokes

Melissa said she won't have sex with me till I can share my deepest feelings with her. "I love the Yankees. Let's fuck." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Illegal Immigrants By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 16, 2007 Category: News

Tancredo says we shouldn't coddle illegal immigrants - there goes my sex life. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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SIttin' on the Dock of the Bay By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 15, 2007 Category: News

If you're sittin' on the dock of the bay watchin' the tide roll away and you're in Indonesia...run like hell. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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MOOSE IS MOOSE By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 15, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Dirty Mouth 2100 Jokes  60 Videos

The plural of 'moose' is 'moose'. It's like long ago someone decided, "One moose...fifty moose...who gives a fuck." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: