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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

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Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

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I'm sorry. I know I'm a total snot. I didn't think you stole my joke, I know that lots of people can come up with similar ideas. I was just having a bad day, a fight with my husband, etc. etc. I shouldn't have taken it out on you, sorry. Of course your joke is hilarious, because great minds think...

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Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.

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Maine vs. New York By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 2, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Maine 64 Jokes  4 Videos

In Maine they say 'if you don't like our weather just wait ten minutes!'. In New York they say 'if you don't like our weather - fuck you!' Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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MY PERVERSION By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 2, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Hooker 193 Jokes  5 Videos

I never found a hooker depraved or desperate enough to give me the only kind of sex I like - free sex. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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I BLAME THE JEWS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 30, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Parents 1208 Jokes  31 Videos

I blame the Jews for most of my problems, especially my mom and dad. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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CAVIAR IS SO COOL! By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 26, 2007 Category: Weird

Caviar is so cool! A sturgeon is ten feet long and lives a century or more and I'm eating a thousand potential sturgeons on EACH CRACKER. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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OBL Suspicious of Al Qaeda By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 24, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Osama Bin Laden 152 Jokes  7 Videos

Headline today: OSAMA BIN LADEN SUSPICIOUS OF AL-QAEDA This is Ossie's logic and I think he's got a point: 1) Everyone in this cave is Al-Qaeda. 2) Someone's stealing my change off the dresser at night. 3) Al-Qaeda is stealing my change. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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The First Calendar By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 24, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Space 277 Jokes  3 Videos

Cro-magnon man made the first calendar by marking the phases of the moon on a piece of bone. Every night he'd stand in front of his cave look up at the sky and wonder aloud.... "Honey! Where'd I leave the moon bone?" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Stupid S**t Everyone Does By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 23, 2007 Category: Weird

You know what's really stupid? Getting angry at a fly because it won't stand still. "Stop MOVING dammit, I'm trying to KILL you!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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STARBUCKS UNION By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 22, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Starbucks 62 Jokes

Starbucks workers want us to boycott the company till they get a union. Yeah, right....lets put all those little coffee co-ops in Guatemala out of business so Justin can get free massages for ''Barista Elbow'. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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WHAT'S YOUR SIGN By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 22, 2007 Category: Weird

Astrological sign is probably not a big issue for necrophiliacs. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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AAAAAA ESCORTS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Sep 21, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

The Manhattan Yellow Pages lists hundreds of 'escort services' beginning (of course) with AAAAAA Escorts. If I was a hooker I'd be REAL scared of a guy so horny he can't even get past that first listing. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: