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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

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Lucy Logsdon (Guest) says:

Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

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I'm sorry. I know I'm a total snot. I didn't think you stole my joke, I know that lots of people can come up with similar ideas. I was just having a bad day, a fight with my husband, etc. etc. I shouldn't have taken it out on you, sorry. Of course your joke is hilarious, because great minds think...

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so funny... all of it.

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Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.

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Miraculous Picture of Jesus By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 17, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

I have a miraculous picture of Jesus. If you look closely at His face you can see a burnt tortilla. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Volcano Wakes Up By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 15, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

After 130 years asleep a volcano in Yemen recently woke up. Volcanoes always seem to wake up in a REALLY bad mood. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Definition By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 14, 2007 Category: Weird

Talking lets the mind out for a crap. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Slightly Irregular By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 13, 2007 Category: Weird

Slightly irregular jockey shorts always fit me perfectly. I must have slight irregular balls. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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VIDEO FIREPLACE By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 11, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Last Xmas my relatives, trying to make the living room cozy, ran 'Video Fireplace' on their big screen TV. It looked like a warehouse fire in the Bronx. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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The Awful Thing By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 7, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

The awful thing is we're divorced but we still have to live together. On the same planet. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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HER FAVORITE POSITION By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 5, 2007 Category: Weird

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My ex-wife's favorite position was man on top, woman at Bloomingdales. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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SHE NEEDED SOME SPACE By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 5, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

She left me because she needed some space... with furniture in it. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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NEWS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 4, 2007 Category: News

News is just very fresh history. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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FUTON 101 By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Oct 3, 2007 Category: Weird

How comfortable can a futon be? Its a Japanese bed - these are people who use a block of wood for a pillow. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: