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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

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Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

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I'm sorry. I know I'm a total snot. I didn't think you stole my joke, I know that lots of people can come up with similar ideas. I was just having a bad day, a fight with my husband, etc. etc. I shouldn't have taken it out on you, sorry. Of course your joke is hilarious, because great minds think...

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so funny... all of it.

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Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.

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Small Town Radio By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 20, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

My brother's town in the Ozarks is so small that the radio traffic reports and stock reports are the same thing: "Be careful drivin', Jim Bailey's cows are loose on Route 9." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Home Schooling By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 19, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic School 933 Jokes  35 Videos

My brother and his family live way the hell out in the Ozarks and they're homeschooling their kids. My little nephew Eric came up to me and said, "Guess what, Uncle Danny, this year I got straight A's!" "Gee, that's great Eric but I'm not surprised, I mean your dad IS banging the teacher." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (3)  |  Rate it:

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SUN BLOCKERS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 18, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Automaker 219 Jokes  8 Videos

Does anyone really believe in sun blocker? You rub it on and there's NOTHING THERE. The Chrysler Building - that's a sun blocker. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Writing Workshop By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 18, 2007 Category: Weird

I was thrown out of Gotham Writer's Workshop because the first thing I wrote was no good. The check. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Ozark Sunset By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 16, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Crystal Meth 61 Jokes  1 Videos

I visited my brother way out in the Ozarks. I was sitting on his porch at the end of the day looking out west and the sky was red and gold and purple and it was SO amazingly beautiful. You don't see a sky like that in the big city. The neighbor's meth lab exploded. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Cartoon Blasphemy By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 15, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Religion 1037 Jokes  30 Videos

Sure, those cartoons were offensive to Moslems but that's the price of living in a free society. You don't see me rioting when they make cartoons of my god Ziggy. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Very Un-Green of You By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 14, 2007 Category: Weird

It's very 'un-green' of you to speak of shark infested waters. They belong in the water - we don't Its like talking about a child-infested playground. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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MY MILLION DOLLAR IDEA By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 13, 2007 Category: Weird

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$4 A GALLON By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 13, 2007 Category: News

They're talking about $4 a gallon for gas. That's scary. I'm used to paying $4 a gallon for wine. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Stupid Thought By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 13, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Court Room 517 Jokes  4 Videos

Has anyone ever been sentenced to death by a food court? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: