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WWW.VERBALCARTOONIST.COM is NOW UP AND RUNNING and voted BEST NEW COMEDY SITE.
Five days ago we hit 1,000 VISITS a day. Today I am at just under 1,400 individual visits a day. Find out Why.

Just recently came out with my book 'DISCONTINUED SOUP' Available through Barnes & Noble etc have done several years of stand up in NYC and the Midwest.

I have a weekly feature (Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist) on www.mcsweeneys.net/links/danliebert. Also I have recorded weekly bits for national NPR's 'Fair Game' show.

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Your stuff is hilarious. I found it because I read via Illinois Arts Council newsletter that a poetry recipient from Elizabethtown had won---and I found this David Sedaris--like stuff instead. Are you really living in the Elizabethtown in Southern Illinois--on the Ohio River? That's crazy!...

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I'm sorry. I know I'm a total snot. I didn't think you stole my joke, I know that lots of people can come up with similar ideas. I was just having a bad day, a fight with my husband, etc. etc. I shouldn't have taken it out on you, sorry. Of course your joke is hilarious, because great minds think...

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Thanks Ray, I've enjoyed you many times from the balcony at the Strip. If you see DF tell him hello and be sure to let him know you like my stuff - he taught me.

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Latest NYC Fashion News By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 7, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic New York City 332 Jokes  42 Videos

Here's the latest fashion news from New York! Women in thousand dollar Manolo Blahnik shoes are stepping over passed out crack addicts in vomit encrusted army coats. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Saudi Olympic Team By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 7, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Olympics 212 Jokes  3 Videos

In an unprecedented tragedy, Saudi Arabia lost its entire synchronized swimming team. On their first day of practice they all drowned in their burkhas. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Italian Men By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 5, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Hooker 193 Jokes  5 Videos

They say Italian men want a woman who is both 'Madonna and Whore' which seems to me a little redundant. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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MOVIE INDIANS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 4, 2007 Category: Entertainment

Movie Indians are always saying "White man speak with forked tongue" "Yeah, I wish. If I had a forked tongue, I'd be scraping satisfied women off my bedroom ceiling." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Environmental Guy By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Dec 4, 2007 Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I'm trying to be more environmentally conscious - I traded in my electric blanket for a wood burning blanket. When I go fishing I practice catch and eat and release. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Iran is Marlboro Country By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 30, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Iran 176 Jokes

Iran has banned the word 'women' on Iranian TV - all references to 'women's' issues' or 'women's groups' will be changed to 'family'. First we're told there's no gays in Iran and now there's no women. That leaves men and little boys. Hmmmm. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Whipping Old Ladies By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 29, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Sudan 22 Jokes

A British teacher in Sudan who looks like everyone's grandma is in danger of being whipped to death for inadvertently letting a little boy name a teddy bear 'Mohammed'. It is considered an insult to 'Islam'. How can you insult a 'religion' that whips grandmas to death for inadvertently naming teddy bears? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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She Thought I Was A Crude Jerk By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 23, 2007 Category: Weird

From Hot Topic Marriage 1323 Jokes  27 Videos

My ex-wife was always rolling her eyes at me. It was like being married to France. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING! By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 22, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Thanksgiving 49 Jokes  1 Videos

Didja ever eat so much that there's food waiting in your neck? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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FASHION TIPS By: Dan Liebert (C) Submitted: Nov 22, 2007 Category: Weird

Women: Don't wear skintight jeans unless you have skintight skin. Men: If you wear a muscle shirt and you don't have muscles it automatically becomes a flab shirt. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: