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Hey ya'll, some people have been ripping off my shit. I'm not mad but more flattered. Anyhoo, I'm taking a break from writing new material on here so if you want to hear me spin my shit, they you're gonna have to come to one of my shows and pay like everyone else. Otherwise, check me out on my website:
www.charlieballard.com

peace, love and hairgrease !!

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Must see your show next time I'm in SF...I googled you and it appears you've done some drag shows...must success to you.

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cool page! funny stuff. you rock !

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto By: Charlie Ballard (C) Submitted: Jun 28, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dating 571 Jokes  38 Videos

It's hard dating white guys because they're really into role playing. The last white guy I dated wanted to be the Lone Ranger and wanted me to be Tonto. That's cool, I didn't have a problem with it except I don't think the Lone Ranger liked it when Tonto tried to fist him. I guess he didn't like the way I played cowboys and Indians. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Sex in the City By: Charlie Ballard (C) Submitted: Jun 12, 2008 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Sex and the City 10 Jokes  1 Videos

I recently saw Sex and the City with my mom. She said she liked the movie because it was very sophisticated. I looked at her and was like, "didn't one of those girls end up shitting on herself in the movie" ? If that's sophistication then I'm a genius. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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East Indians By: Charlie Ballard (C) Submitted: Jun 12, 2008 Category: Political

I recently met my first East Indian Sikh. They're a lot different from the rest of the East Indian population. They eat meat, they swear, they're fun to be around... Basically if there were a trailor park community in India, that would be them. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it: