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I'm a silky smooth, neurotic mess. But I clean up nice.

I'm a standup comedian, yet I'm not really a standup comedian. I'm more of a comedy writer with a microphone. Yes, that's right, the worst kind of hack imaginable. So, If I end up dead in a ditch, start questioning all "road warrior" comics immediately.

For more clips and other me-related stuff, go to http://myspace.com/dhcomedy.

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Maybe They're Too Busy Waiting for Larry Craig By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Sep 17, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic Larry Craig 36 Jokes  2 Videos

A new study finds that fewer U.S. men are washing their hands in the bathroom. I admit, I don't always wash up after. I base this decision on my uncanny ability to not pee on my hands. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Here's a Calendar, Dude By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Sep 4, 2007 Category: Political  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic George Bush 653 Jokes  17 Videos

I'm no fan of President Bush, and I'm as ready for him to leave office as anyone. But there are few things dumber than the bumper stickers that say "Is It 2008 Yet?" Um...dude? No. It's not. This sticker makes you look as dumb as the guy you're protesting. And guess what? In a few short months, it will be 2008...at which time the sticker will make you look even dumber. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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Blow it Like a Bad Singer By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 31, 2007 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic David Beckham 22 Jokes

LA Galaxy star David Beckham will likely miss up to six more weeks after suffering a knee injury in a recent match. The injury would have been less severe, but Posh Spice had borrowed his knee pads that day. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Baseball: Now Behind the Curve By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 31, 2007 Category: Sports

From Hot Topic Steroid 117 Jokes  1 Videos

WWE has suspended 10 of its wrestlers for violations of steroid and other drug policies. Good thing, too, otherwise the integrity of pro wrestling would be shattered... Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Those Tap-Dancing Lessons Finally Paid Off By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 30, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Lindsay Lohan 106 Jokes  2 Videos

From Reuters: Lindsay Lohan was caught doing drugs and having sex with a male resident in the bathroom at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab facility. Lohan explained that she was simply gaining the necessary experience so that she can run for a Senate seat as a Republican. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Everywhere, Like Such As By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 29, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Fox News 62 Jokes  5 Videos

Miss Teen South Carolina Lauren Upton has announced that she does, in fact, know how to find the US on a map. Fox News then withdrew their offer to Ms. Upton of a news anchor job, citing her as "overqualified." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Next? My Girl Robot By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 28, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cell Phone 209 Jokes  14 Videos

The teenager who unlocked an iPhone is trading it for a new car and three more iPhones. He said that he plans to hack the three new phones, then trade those for a year's supply of Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and hand lotion. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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Maybe You Fired Them, Al By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 27, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Alberto Gonzales 10 Jokes

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation today. Asked if he looked forward to spending time with his family, Gonzales stated he could not recall having a family. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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That Sinking Feeling By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 24, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Ryan Seacrest 16 Jokes

Fox has canceled its reality show "Anchorwoman" after just one episode. Upon hearing that the network had axed a show about a vapid blonde attempting to speak intelligently, Ryan Seacrest placed a frantic call to his agent. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Real Fake Sports News By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Aug 23, 2007 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Michael Vick 100 Jokes  1 Videos

Jerome Bettis admits that he faked an injury so he wouldn't get cut by the Pittsburgh Steelers. Similarly, Michael Vick faked being a quarterback and a decent human being, so that the Atlanta Falcons woudn't find out how crappy he was at both. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: