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I'm a silky smooth, neurotic mess. But I clean up nice.

I'm a standup comedian, yet I'm not really a standup comedian. I'm more of a comedy writer with a microphone. Yes, that's right, the worst kind of hack imaginable. So, If I end up dead in a ditch, start questioning all "road warrior" comics immediately.

For more clips and other me-related stuff, go to http://myspace.com/dhcomedy.

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Somebody Better Check on John Davidson Next By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Jan 14, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Prison 589 Jokes  3 Videos

TV personality and actor Gary Collins checked into jail Monday to serve a four-day sentence in his drunken driving case. In other news, TV personality and actor Gary Collins has apparently been alive this whole time. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Too Bad the Docs Say You Need Eight Hours of Sleep By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Jan 4, 2008 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Dane Cook 22 Jokes  2 Videos

Dane Cook has broken a Laugh Factory endurance record by performing for 7 straight hours. The club will now change its name to the Twitch & Spaz Nervous Laughter Factory. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (2)  |  Rate it:

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But...But...Quiet Riot Wasn't Death Metal! By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Nov 26, 2007 Category: News

Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of the hair metal band Quiet Riot, died yesterday at the age of fifty-two. No cause of death has been reported, but it is speculated that he simply wished to be reunited with his original hair, also long deceased. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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'Nicole-Richie-Ceratops' was Taken By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Nov 15, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

After assembling its skull from fossil fragments, scientists are reporting that a newly-discovered dinosaur had a mouth like a vacuum cleaner. The animal will be known as Parisaurus Hiltonex. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Heckuva Snow Job, Brownie By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Oct 27, 2007 Category: News

From Hot Topic California 524 Jokes  18 Videos

FEMA faked a press conference about the California fires on Tuesday, with FEMA employees posing as reporters. In response, a FEMA spokesperson said, "To be honest, we figured nobody would even realize we still existed after Katrina. It was worth a shot." The spokesperson was then revealed to be fake reporter Jeff Gannon. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Working Title: "Don't Copy Me" By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Oct 26, 2007 Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic Britney Spears 191 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney Spears' mother has announced plans to write a parenting book. The book is expected to be released about the same time as Michael Vick's book on the caring and feeding of puppies. Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (1)  |  Rate it:

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And Hey, At Least We're Not Baltimore By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Oct 22, 2007 Category: News  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Baltimore 27 Jokes

According to a survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News, Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly. In response, city officials have proposed replacing the motto "The city of brotherly love" with "Philly: You Can Dress Badly and Probably Still Get Laid Here." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Shape of...a Talented Stable Mom! By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Oct 16, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Cop 1357 Jokes  15 Videos

Actual Yahoo! Headline: "Britney Spears turns herself into police to face charges of hit and run and driving without a license." Hmm... I guess I don't see how Brit squeezing herself into a plus-size "Sexy Cop" Halloween outfit is going to --- oh, I get it. They meant "turn herself in to police". Looks like a whole generation of Britney fans have grown up to be Yahoo journalists. UPDATE: Damn. Looks like they've corrected it. Won't someone at Yahoo please, please think of the comedians? Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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Bills to Stop Bothering Jesus with Prayers By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Oct 9, 2007 Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Dallas Cowboys 93 Jokes

The Dallas Cowboys defeated the Buffalo Bills 25-24 on Monday night, thanks to a last-second field goal by kicker Nick Folk, in a game that the Bills seemed to have all but won up to that point. Folk heaped praise on Satan for the win. "We couldn't have done it without him!" Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:

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New Grainy Clip Due Shortly By: Dave Houston (C) Submitted: Oct 8, 2007 Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

From Hot Topic Paris Hilton 250 Jokes  10 Videos

Pamela Anderson exchanged marriage vows for the third time Saturday in Las Vegas. New husband Rick Salomon is best known for making a sex video with Paris Hilton. Said Anderson, "I just wanted to hang around someone who's had a more prestigious film career than me." Facebook  MySpace  Twitter  Email          |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it: