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Steve Stevens
Steve Stevens
"When life give hands you lemons....find a person that life has handed them vodka and have a party"

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Well im a full time morning radio personality. Ya know....one of those really hyper ones that makes ya sick ! hehehe Im a former stand up comedian and love the chance to get back on the stage when ever i can.
I have always been a fan of anyone that gets on the stage and makes people laugh. As many of you i remember my 1st ....um.....i mean 1st time ever on stage making people laugh that is. My exgirlfriend at the time had broken up with me for another guy and i was at my own personal lowest . [more]

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Hef n luv

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Sep 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Hugh Hefner

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Yesterday, geezing Hugh Hefner professed his love for his 27 year-old girlfriend, Holly Madison, when he said, "I love her the most. She's is the love of my life."........


The celebration for Holly was short lived as Hef is a little confused these days.....he really meant to say that the love of his life is former 1st lady Dolly Madison from the 1790's

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TomKat stuff

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Sep 6, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Tom Cruise

80 Jokes  9 Videos

Woman's Day reports Katie Holmes has reached her boiling point with Tom Cruise. The Aussie tabloid claims she is tired of his demands to change her clothes and make-up as well as attend Scientology "mommy" classes. A source says, "Katie actually refers to herself as Tom's 'Stepford Wife' to her friends."

Tom says Katie can leave anytime she wants.....all she has to do is pick the lock ....Knock out the guards....swim across the moat and make her way across the mine fields in front of the compound....i mean house.

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Wife cuts mans hand off !

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Marriage

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He Ling recently cut off her husband's right hand because of his addiction to the Internet. When she caught him conversing with other women on the Internet she walked up and sliced off his hand...

Ming said he was glad she didn't come in five minutes earlier. She would have gotten his right hand and his penis in one chop.

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Quiet women live longer

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Marriage

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Did you see the medical report that states that women who keep quiet during arguments with their husbands have a higher rate of early deaths.........

The news was really bad for married men as it showed if we keep quiet during arguments we dont die, we just get to stay married ... no fair

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Hurricane Dean

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 18, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hurricane

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As Hurricane Dean continues to churn in the Atlantic packing 154mph winds, the National Weather service is showing the eye could make a direct hit close to the MEXICAN/USA border in Mexico. Border police are reporting the number of illegals trying to sneak over in the last 24 hours have slowed down, waiting instead to be blown over the border into the USA.

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Ving Rhames talks

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 15, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Vick

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Actor Ving Rhames finally spoke up yesterday regarding the mauling death of his dogs' caretaker August 3rd saying the death was not a result of the numerous dog bites.
The man had cared for the actor's three bull mastiffs and one English bulldog for about two years. Investigators are still looking into the case. If convicted of foul play, look for Michael Vick to be the new caretaker for his dogs

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No latex for clown

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

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A British clown has had the smile wiped off his face after being told he couldn't use balloons in his act because children might be allergic to latex. Barney Baloney said he was told by bosses at a supermarket where he was booked to appear that he should leave his balloons at home because of the potential for allergic reactions........the supermarket says they are willing to meet him halfway as he can still use the latex balloons but only on the condom isle.

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Britney can read !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 14, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

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It's not unusual to catch BRITNEY SPEARS out shopping, but it is unusual to catch her buying self-help reading material. I read reports that Spears was spotted in an L.A. drug store over the weekend purchasing the hardcover self help book..........According to the self help book apparently NOT being Britney Spears is the #1 way someone can help themselves....who knew?

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Drew Carey hurt !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....

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Whitney and Bobby

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 10, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Whitney Houston

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Just because WHITNEY HOUSTON and BOBBY BROWN are divorced doesn't mean they don't get along. They had dinner together this past week in Georgia. At one point Houston and Brown even posed for pictures with restaurant customers..........unfortunatly the scene was short lived as Bobby's break was over and he had to get back to bussing tables at the restruant

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