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 Pedophilia not just a Catholic Church problem

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Religion
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The Vatican released a Statement today saying that pedophilia is not just a Catholic Church problem, and that other institutions should take steps to acknowledge and deal with such “wickedness” within their own ranks.

You hear that Kevin Bacon.

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 Spice Girls reunite for World Tour

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Spice Girls
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Big news story today revealed that The Spice Girls recently announced they will all be back together again for a World tour that kicks off sometime next year. Its the first time the five of them have been together since the late 90's.

Breaking news also reveals that somewhere somebody mowed their lawn today.

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 1408

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

I recently saw the new John Cusack movie 1408. This is a very intense psychological thriller.

Essentially, its The Ring meets The Shining meets The Ninth Gate meets Say Anything.

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 13 year old girl that lost her feet

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: News  

Apparently the 13 year old girl who lost both of her feet on a rollercoaster ride is in Stable condition at her hospital.

Stable??? I dont know about you but if I lost both my feet, I'd be falling down all over the place.

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 Ooops, Is she gonna do it again??

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Kevin Federline
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In reports splashed all over the internet, rumors have been brought up that America's favorite skinhead Britney Spears has wanted to discontinue her divorce with Kevin Federline. Apparently Britney wants to give K-Fed another chance and she "wants her family back." Yet apparently, K-Fed ain't havin' it...Stay tuned for further details.



On a much lighter note, the US death toll in Iraq has reached 3,621....Hit Me Baby One More Time!!!!

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 Adam "Pacman" Jones

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Pacman Jones
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Tennessee Titan Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended for 1 year by the NFL for his involvement in a fight and shooting at a Vegas strip club.

Looks like the "white" dots are biting back at this Pacman.

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 Ralph Fiennes

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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New York City
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According to Page Six in the NY Post, actor Ralph "Schindlers List" Fiennes has started up a steamy romance with actress Ellen Barkin. They were spotted at a hotel cuddling before heading up to his room. However she should watch out due to the fact that Fiennes recently was urged to take an HIV test after having unprotected sex with a flight attendant on a Quantas flight.

I just hope he doesn't pass along any diseases that may rival what was passed along when Maid In Manhattan was released.

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 Chris Benoit

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2007
Category: Sports  
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So Wrestling stud Chris Benoit AKA The Canadian Crippler committed a murder/suicide. His wife and 7 year old son were found murdered and Benoit had hung himself.

Now his wife used to be his ring manager. Kind of odd that she would die like that. With the way that wrestling is scripted you'd think she would have known how to counter his finishing move.

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