More than 300 stray dogs that were dumped on isolated islands near Malaysia turned to cannibalism after weeks of starvation, animal welfare activists said Thursday.

Apparently this has inspired the next installment of the Air Bud series in which Bud plays a member of a Uruguayan Rugby Team.

Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Sarah Palin, visited the Today Show this morning with her baby son Tripp and her father Todd to promote the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.

Apparently Sarah Palin wanted to be there but she was off promoting the Eighth Annual National Day to Prevent Incompetence.

Thousands of Kenyan women have vowed to go on a weeklong sex strike to protest their country's leadership in hopes that the boycott will persuade men to pressure the government to make peace. I admire what these women are doing, although its really just a week that nobody gets AIDS.

So Mexican Swine Flu could become a worldwide epidemic causing numerous deaths.

Haven't Mexicans and Pigs gotten it hard enough over the years?

Whats next, Polish Donkey Flu

Johns Pizza & Heros on Westchester Avenue in the Bronx was busted for being a major drug distribution center where coke went out in pizza boxes. DEA agent John P. Gilbride said jokingly, "This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Coke and a Slice." Good point, although it doesn't really give a whole new meaning to the phrase "The Bronx."

 Beyonce Knowles has recently changed her name for her new album coming out. Her new name is Sasha Fierce. She justified the name change by saying:

"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am."

Hey Jay-z I think we just found your 100th problem. Turns out it is a bitch and shes insane.