Police say a lumber truck crashed into a Massachusetts home after the driver was knocked unconscious on chili from Wendy’s. Lowell police say the man reported that he chocked on the chili when the truck hit a bump, causing him to pass out. The police searched the truck and found no evidence of the chili. When confronted with this news, the trucker admitted that he didn’t choke on the chili; he passed out while chocking his chili.

A person in a chicken costume ruffled the feathers of Durango’s City Council. At a council meeting Tuesday, a man in a chicken costume entered the meeting, took a few turns around the chamber, flapped it’s his arms, and then took a seat. The bird left after laying an egg on the floor. The same chicken-man was scene later in the evening at a local tea party political gathering, this time the bird circled the audience a few times, gave the exuberant crowd the bird, and left another distinguishing item on the floor, bird poop.

Sentencing is set for April 12 for a Southern California man who was pulled over driving a big rig containing 14 tons of marijuana. When asked about the incident, rapper Snoop Dog said it he didn’t know the driver and had no idea where the truck was going. Although he did admit that he just purchased 14,000 disposable lighters.

A local chapter of the National Socialist Movement, a white supremacist group participated in a state Adopt-A-Highway program. The group calls itself America’s Nazi Party and picked up trash along a 1 mile stretch of highway in a suburb north of Denver.

Onlookers complained that the Nazi’s picked up the most of the garbage but left the white trash behind.

Officials say a magnifying glass started a small blaze in a house. The fire was put out before it did any damage, but a giant ant was seen running from the home.

The University of Alabama is going to display its new national championship football trophy at a place where most anyone can see it: Wal-Mart. In order to eliminate any confusion the following sign will be displayed as well: “This is the BCS National Championship football trophy. It has no affiliation with NASCAR,

WWE or The Blue Collar Comedy Tour.”

Osceola County sheriff’s deputies found a 12 foot anaconda they believe is responsible for a number of missing geese, chickens and ducks. The snake was found Wednesday during a mounted-patrol training exercise. The deputy in training examined a storm grate and saw the snake. The snake was taken to the Reptile World Serpentarium. The deputy was dropped off at local dry cleaner to have his shorts cleaned.

Hillsborough County Sherriff’s deputies said they have arrested a woman who left her 3-month-old baby in a vehicle while she worked as a prostitute. Detectives say the woman went to have sex with a man who contacted her on the Internet for prostitution. The baby was taken to the hospital and was listed in good condition and appeared to have a deep bronze tan, her dark hair was in a tight little bun and embroidered on her onesie

were the words Baby Snooki.

San Diego police are still trying to find the suspect in what they’re calling the “This Ain’t No Joke” robbery series: A Cold Stone Creamery, one Pinkberry and one TF Yogurt robbed within 90 minutes Sunday. The crime method was the same in all five cases. The robber burst through the door and yelled something like “This ain’t no joke:

I’m serious. This is a robbery.” Later that day, comedian Louie Anderson surrendered without incident.